I was in customer service. The computers were going haywire all day because of server issues. There was new guy, a trainee who was having a tough time handling the calls because of the computer problems. Finally he flags down one of our supervisors who was circulating the ailes. She asked the trainee to tell her what was going on. It's pretty loud on the floor, so he shouts out:
"It's up. I'm in. It's stuck and not moving."
The whole room went dead silent, followed by a HUGE roar of laughter. The poor guy was beet red from embarrassment. LOL!!!!!