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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #165 on: June 08, 2010, 04:44:58 PM »
(Last hockey post, I promise.  Unless I make another one   ;))

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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #166 on: June 08, 2010, 05:48:00 PM »
No.  No he isn't.   :D

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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #167 on: June 08, 2010, 06:35:44 PM »
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TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW BUT AREN'T:

    10. Have you looked through her briefs?
    9. He is one hard judge!
    8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
    7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
    6. Is it a penal offense?
    5 .Better leave the handcuffs on.   
    4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!   
    3. Can you get him to drop his suit?   
    2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

    1. Think you can get me off?

Don't forget "hung jury"!
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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #168 on: June 08, 2010, 11:37:42 PM »
And from the world of plumbing: n1pple extractor.

Can you tell I was working on my sprinklers today???

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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #169 on: July 01, 2010, 11:24:23 AM »
I've not read through all of these (yet), but I did want to add this.  I've been seeing that AFLAC commercial on TV where the guy has the ringtone that goes "ringadingdingy, ding!  Since being on these boards, I keep hearing "whingadingdingy ding!"

I'm kind of tempted to download that ringtone anyway. :)

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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #170 on: July 01, 2010, 11:38:58 AM »
If I just *hear* the commercial for AcipHex it always makes me go  ???  :-X

The capital H in the middle doesn't make it sound any less like &ss effects.

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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #171 on: July 01, 2010, 01:28:29 PM »
If I just *hear* the commercial for AcipHex it always makes me go  ???  :-X

The capital H in the middle doesn't make it sound any less like &ss effects.

Haha, I hear that too.  I picture the effects to be vinyls and undercarriage neon lights, like on a car.

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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #172 on: July 02, 2010, 12:21:14 AM »
If I just *hear* the commercial for AcipHex it always makes me go  ???  :-X

The capital H in the middle doesn't make it sound any less like &ss effects.

It's a pain to type in a medical document, too.  I've got it set up so that my shortcut software automatically changes the H to a capital letter.  (Love my shortcut software!  And then I typed "AcipHex" and it turned out that I had the P capitalized and not the H.  I've fixed that now.)

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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #173 on: July 17, 2010, 01:41:25 AM »
"Okaay...let's do it" (a few seconds later) "Spread your legs a bit more" (a few seconds later) "Now we're gonna move back and forth, try to keep a constant rythm".
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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #174 on: July 18, 2010, 09:57:58 PM »
From The Music Man..

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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #175 on: July 21, 2010, 03:21:51 AM »
I was in customer service. The computers were going haywire all day because of server issues. There was new guy, a trainee who was having a tough time handling the calls because of the computer problems. Finally he flags down one of our supervisors who was circulating the ailes. She asked the trainee to tell her what was going on. It's pretty loud on the floor, so he shouts out:

"It's up. I'm in. It's stuck and not moving."

The whole room went dead silent, followed by a HUGE roar of laughter. The poor guy was beet red from embarrassment. LOL!!!!!
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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #176 on: July 25, 2010, 11:34:05 PM »
I was just telling Mr. Sirius about the thread about the engineers, and how the OP had sticky notes all over her screen with things like "Joe 17 inch laptop" etc. on them.  I then said, "That wasn't the main thrust of the thread..." and had to stop because he was cracking up. 

He was washing the dishes as I'm telling him this. 

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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #177 on: July 26, 2010, 12:21:03 AM »
At the joint birthday party last weekend for me and Grandson #3, Elfqueen was blowing up balloons and having a really hard time of it.  I told her "Your problem is, you shouldn't blow from your lungs."

Ungrateful child collapsed in giggles.   ::)
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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #178 on: July 26, 2010, 02:13:11 AM »
I was talking with someone I know about a member of a group we participate in. His name is Wingadingdingy. She kept saying I like Wingadingdingy. She said it several times and all the while I was doing everything in my power to keep from blatantly laughing.
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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #179 on: July 26, 2010, 08:10:42 AM »
I was talking with someone I know about a member of a group we participate in. His name is Wingadingdingy. She kept saying I like Wingadingdingy. She said it several times and all the while I was doing everything in my power to keep from blatantly laughing.

The filter for the nickname for Richard creates some awesome effects sometimes!  ;D
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