Back when we were newly married Mr. Sirius was talking about a meeting he would have to go to after work the following day. I asked, "So how long is it?" To which he gave the Monty Python answer, "I think that's rather a personal question!"
Then there was this morning: I was reading one of the "Bridezilla" posts in the archives to him, and asked rhetorically, "So what's wrong with wearing a skirt and top at a wedding instead of a dress?" To which he responded, "People would look at me funny."
Yes, Mr. Sirius is a real wise apple.