Today at work I was trying to remove something from a box with a co-worker. It was a very long, skinny box, and the contents (a massive roll of heavy posters) did not want to budge. So she's got one end of the roll of posters pulling on it, and I'm pn the other end yanking on the box. We're basically playing tug-of-war with it and getting nowhere, and saying things like "come on..just..pull..harder...it'll come out!" and "I'm yanking as hard as I can, but the stuff just isn't coming out the end!" and "oh my god, it's so big and in there so tight that it just can't move!!"
another co-worker was sitting behind us just dying with laughter because it sounded so, so bad..
Of course, there was also the event last week where we were having to re-arrange some furniture. a co-worker and the head of the maintenance department were sliding a long, tall cabinet into an empty office. co-worker is female, the head of maintenance is male. From around the corner we hear the head of maintenance say"Oh my god, it just won't fit! It's way too long to go in there!", and co-worker, who is grunting from the effort of moving this massive piece of furniture replies "Just tilt it and slide it in at an angle! it'll go right in if you do that!"