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Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't

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A commercial for a bbq place in the food court of our mall. 

"No one pulls my pork like Virginia Barbecue"

At work we were putting a sign up and it had bubbles, we had been having a great time laughing about how dirty the whole thing was when I said push it, keep going, yeah thats it, keep going, keep going, yes.

Trany bought and paid for, pick up tomorrow morning.

Was for her car, not a bazaar bachlorette party...

There's an advert currently airing in the UK for Walker's deep ridged crisps. Their tagline is 'Ridges twice as deep, for extra satisfaction.'

I couldn't believe what I was hearing the first time. I'm still not sure how they got away with airing it during the day. My boyfriend said it sounds like an advert for condoms.

And in the same vein, there's a local gardening company whose vans have the words 'total service for your endless pleasure' emblazoned proudly on the door. I'm not sure if I want that to be deliberate or not.

The next large town over includes Beaver wingadingdingy Park.

It honors an explorer and trapper named Richard, who had very prominent, buck teeth.  Really.


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