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wonderfullyanonymous

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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #735 on: March 17, 2017, 07:04:27 PM »
Oh dear Lord, I'm not even sure why I just remembered this, but it definitely fits in this category.

During one of my hospital stays, my friend came to visit me. Now, she, my DF and I are all diabetics. I was getting my blood tested my a very sweet young man. My friend starts talking about the blood test pokers. How the ones in the hospital don't seem to hurt as bad as the pokers for our home blood monitors. I am trying to behave myself, because I went into 13 y/o boy mode, because that's what happens to my brain. She finally says to me, do you like his little poker? I said, I don't know, I've never seen his little poker. Cue raucous immature laughter from all of us, me apologizing to my blood tester, who said not to worry about it, because it was funny.

My friend says to my, "Only you."

I said, "It's not my fault, you started it."

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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #736 on: April 04, 2017, 01:25:54 PM »
I had lunch Saturday in downtown Kansas City, Missouri at John's Big Deck, a nice little bar and grill. Unfortunately, it was too chilly to see said big Deck. Maybe when it's warmer.

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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #737 on: April 04, 2017, 03:50:56 PM »
I had lunch Saturday in downtown Kansas City, Missouri at John's Big Deck, a nice little bar and grill. Unfortunately, it was too chilly to see said big Deck. Maybe when it's warmer.

It's not as impressive when it's cold anyway.
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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #738 on: September 19, 2017, 08:48:03 AM »
I thought of this thread Saturday.

Bowling alley. DH picked up a ball, hefted it in his hand, then returned to the rack, saying, "I need one with bigger holes."

Cue me giggling madly and muttering "said no man ever." He rolled his eyes at me - but he laughed.
Some day, I hope to get paid to kill people. Now, I just do it for fun.

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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #739 on: September 20, 2017, 03:32:00 AM »
I thought of this thread last night watching the Great British Bake Off when one of the male contestants told everyone "Then I'm going to dip my nuts"  :o

  ..... He was going to decorate his cake with hazelnuts coated in caramel....

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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #740 on: December 06, 2017, 07:03:33 PM »
I am finally back to work, and I found out my 13 year old boy brain still works.

I had a customer with a laundry hamper, and of course, the bar code is in the bottom of the basket. As I'm reaching into the basket, he says, "just stick it all the way in there."

I said, "If you were one of my regular customers, I would have said the first thing that popped into my brain."

His wife laughed, and he says "What? You can say it."

I enlightened him with "That's what she said."

His wife was thinking the same thing.

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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #741 on: March 03, 2018, 06:32:15 PM »
This morning DF as making his breakfast. His breakfast sausage is frozen together and he says, "It's hard to get the sausage out of the box."

I said "That's what she said."

Apparently, I am incorrigible.

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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #742 on: March 14, 2018, 11:51:56 AM »
In the category of Worst Headline Ever:

"UK's air accident cops are slurping data from pilots' fondleslabs"

It's the headline for an article that appeared in The Register (dot co dot uk) on Mar 12, 2018, apparently.  Obnoxious title for something that's fairly serious (the data is used to help figure out air accident causes post-crash).

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Re: Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't
« Reply #743 on: March 21, 2018, 08:23:08 AM »
I have supplemented the bird seed feeder and suet feeder with a large pinecone that I smear peanut butter on (gives the little birds a chance).

Every time I think "Time to put the peanut butter on the pinecone" my middle-school brain giggles.