One from last weekend, me on the phone to my sister:
Me: "yep, we had a super time at the zoo! I paid an extra $10 and Princess Parrot and I had a Magic Moment with a wombat!"
sister: "...sounds nice... um, just what did that entail?"
Me: "hee hee hee."
For the record, it entailed a fifteen minute visit in the wombat enclosure, listening to the keeper talk about the care and feeding of wombats, while patting one that was bumbling around our feet trying to munch our shoelaces.