I walk into the lounge at work yesterday, to hear his from one of 2 associates at a table...
"I like mine good and hard."
I turned and looked at them and said "Well, I guess I walked in on the wrong part of that conversation." and watched to see if she would realize what she said.
Yup, she sure did, by turning a brilliant shade of red, and exclaiming they were talking about peeps.
Y'know, "Talkin' 'bout my peeps" doesn't really clear that up.
This is true.
Oh, another one. My work lounge is a cesspool of this thread.
I, age 40 something, sit across the table pregnant girl, age 20 something, and shortly after that young hot guy, age 21, comes into the lounge and sits with us. A bit later other coworker, age 30 something sits. We are all chatting, and young hot guy stretches and says my leg is growing.
Pregnant girl and I look at him, and I say, "ummm shouldn't you keep that to yourself?" Pregnant girl starts laughing and other coworker asked what he said. When I told her she says "Jackie!!!" I defend myself with "Well, he said it."
YHG, turns a brilliant shade of red and mumbles something about his pants getting to short. He then says, "You 2," meaning me and other coworker "should not be talking about that because you're old."
Other coworker says, "I'm not that much older than you are." Me. "That was tame compared to what can come out of my mouth."