I was out last night playing pool with hubby, sister and brother in law, and was reading a list on the wall of replacement parts and accessories for pool tables and cues, and thought of this thread when I saw "extra shaft", "butt holder".......and I found this doozy on another forum, had to share it, lol
10) I use cue slik to make my shaft super slippery.
9) I just had my entire butt resprayed by Scot Sherbine.

He'll be in great shape if he can move his balls over a little!
7) I just hate sitting on an Andy Gilbert shaft.
6) Fingerslides!
5) Hey Lenny, is anyone else having problems with their stream?
4) You tell him.. if he wants action, I'll give him action all night long!
3) He's got the nutz!!
2) Ralf plays around with the weights in the butt.
And the #1 phrase that sounds dirty but isn't....
1) Getting down and dirty in the TAR pit!
"Turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!" ~ Les Nessman
“Dead balls are harder to find than they are to make." ~ Cisero Murphy
"When all else fails, try not missing ... INTENTIONALLY." ~ Steve Mizerak
www.deadstrokeuniversity.com (the url in itself sounds dirty)