The other day, BF and I went to the hardware store to buy some caulk. While he picked out his caulk, I stood to the side and made my usual dirty jokes (I just can't resist caulk jokes). You know, black caulk, small/big caulk, oh honey, you want me to hold your caulk? Even AlexPlus caulk, which is even funnier because BF's first name is Alex.
He just rolls his eyes at me
So, BF grabs his caulk (see what I mean, I just can't resist), we go to the register, and the caulk won't scan. We generally make some kind of comment when that happens, something like "uncooperative" (we avoid the "it must be free!" comments for the sake of the cashier
. What word comes to BF's mind this time? Testy
I fought the giggles (didn't work) while BF and the cashier looked at me like I'm crazy, then BF finally gets it, rolls his eyes even more, at which point I couldn't hold it in any more, and went laughing out the door leaving him to finish paying. The poor cashier probably thinks I'm a lunatic now