So I was sitting in the living room, talking to my daughter, and I hear my son in the other room, saying, “This is my favorite book.”
I wander in to see what he’s reading.
He was looking at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
I said, “That’s your favorite book?”
He said, “Yes, but I don’t want to tell you why.”
I said, “Why not?”
He looked at me, and asked if I really wanted to know. I answered in the affirmative, and he pointed at a picture on the cover, of eight ladies wearing bikini bottoms and nothing else, with their arms crossed over their breasts and said, “Because of those.”
I stifled my laughter, and sent him to take a shower. Then I hid the magazine, and immediately called my dad to laugh about it.
My five-year-old son likes boobies.