We have lost one cat a month ago. We're not ready to lose another. You are already on medication for an infection, and due some more tests. Then this evening you vanished.
We hunted for hours. We notified the neighbours in case you had got out through two closed doors a gate and a window. We turned the house upside down. And then we tried behind the fitted drawers...where two dusty eyes looked up from a coat that was more grey than black. So thank you for a Sunday evening spent having heart attacks, followed by dissassembling built-in furniture to the ground to get you out.
so 1) How on earth did you get in there and 2) Next time could you spare a mew or two to tell us where you are please?
Your annoyed staff
P.S. If you continue we will change your name to Jinx.
P.P.S. Matilda, thank you for sitting by the wardrobe during the early stages of our search. We are dreadfully sorry we didn't realise what you were trying to say, and yes, you are right, the new cat is not bright.