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Ser Lucien Liliane

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Re: Spectacular Klutz Moves I've Made
« Reply #45 on: September 13, 2016, 03:02:07 PM »
I've broken my foot doing nothing but walking on completely flat ground. No bumps, ridges or dips in sight. ::)

This probably comes from the way I broke it the first time - I was out knocking icicles off the eaves, stepped wrong on a pile of compacted snow and heard the crack through three layers of socks and a very thick boot...
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Re: Spectacular Klutz Moves I've Made
« Reply #46 on: September 13, 2016, 04:24:00 PM »
Oh, the stories I can tell:

In my 20s:
During college, my BF and I were staying at his brother’s apartment during Spring Break.  I went into the bathroom to take a shower, and I placed my clean clothing on the counter.  When I went to put on my jeans, I yanked them off the counter in kind of a sweeping motion, and ended up flinging the Exact-O knife that was on the counter under my jeans blade down straight into my right foot.  (BF’s brother was an artist, so I wasn’t shocked at the presence of the knife, just where it ended up.)  Cue my very controlled vocalizations/requests for my boyfriend to come upstairs and help me get the knife out…which ended up getting louder and louder because he wasn’t moving fast enough, and I was in too much shock to pull it out myself. 

As I was walking out of a supermarket, my left foot slid out and I crashed down, landing squarely on my right knee.  On the concrete ramp leading out the building.  I was waitressing at the time; needless to say, I had to take a couple days off work because my knee swelled up like a balloon.

In my 30s:
My best friend was over for dinner, and I was opening the wine bottle with the type of opener that you twist into the cork and press the arms down to raise the cork.  I didn’t twist down far enough so I was having trouble trying to wiggle the cork out.  Somehow I ended up on a small stepstool trying to get traction to pull it out…and ended up jerking the opener up into the bridge of my nose.  It made a really nice cut and bruise smack dab in the middle of my eyebrows.

In my 40s:
I finally got a mandoline, and the first time I used it I didn’t bother with the guard, a mistake mandoline owners make ONE time.  I tried to hide the evidence (ditched the red-soaked potatoes, hid the bandage wrappers and red-soaked paper towels, tried in vain to keep my right hand out of view, etc.), but DH’s first words to me that evening were, “So, Miss Proud-New-Owner-of-a-Mandoline, why is the bandage tin out?”


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Re: Spectacular Klutz Moves I've Made
« Reply #47 on: September 13, 2016, 07:00:51 PM »
I have a friend that fell UP stairs. She busted the crappola out of her knee and ended up having to have surgery on it.
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Re: Spectacular Klutz Moves I've Made
« Reply #48 on: September 13, 2016, 09:57:22 PM »
I was attempting to open a FedEx box with one of those "pull here" strips in corrugated cardboard.  I pulled and pulled but it wasn't budging.  Then my hand broke free and my right thumb flew directly into my right eye.  I really thought I had injured myself for a few minutes but luckily I was very young at the time and there was no damage done, not even a black eye.  I did get out a scissors though for future FedEx box openings.