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Clara Bow

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Re: A Looovely Email From Mother Dearest.
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2007, 12:25:52 AM »
My stepmother in law used to send those emails...I told my husband I was going to give her a giant cross so that when she was feeling unappreciated she could nail herself to it...
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Re: A Looovely Email From Mother Dearest.
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2007, 07:21:43 AM »
And here I was hoping that my mother was unique, but it seems she has clones all over the world... serving martyr and cheese with a nice glass of whine  ::)
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Re: A Looovely Email From Mother Dearest.
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2007, 12:28:53 PM »
Mother just answered my email.

She was very sugary and sympathetic about my health problems - and then included info on getting my passport. Which I won't need if I'm not going. ::sigh::

She also told me lots of things that she thinks I should tell my doctor about my health, because "a friend's second cousin's neighbors sister had the EXACT SAME THING and she got X treatment, so I should too."

Been there. Tried that. Didn't work worth a darn. But I could say the same thing about talking to Mother. <snicker>
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Re: A Looovely Email From Mother Dearest.
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2007, 12:57:04 PM »
Blue, here's how I talk to my Mom whenever she gets just like that.  I assemble all of my logical, rational and factual points and counterpoints.  Then I go find the nearest brick wall. I speak slowly and clearly to the brick wall, carefully laying out all my arguments.  You make so much more progress that way.
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Re: A Looovely Email From Mother Dearest.
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2007, 01:08:53 PM »
Quote from: blue2000 on February 10, 2007, 03:58:36 PM
LOL!

Yes, that's one of her favourite recipes. She also likes martyr and cheese. Mmmm, tasty!

My Grandmother loved to serve  "scream of Martyr' soup with her wine and guilt crackers. 
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Re: A Looovely Email From Mother Dearest.
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2007, 02:01:48 PM »
Quote from: Lunadiana75 on February 12, 2007, 12:57:04 PM
Blue, here's how I talk to my Mom whenever she gets just like that.  I assemble all of my logical, rational and factual points and counterpoints.  Then I go find the nearest brick wall. I speak slowly and clearly to the brick wall, carefully laying out all my arguments.  You make so much more progress that way.

LOL!!!

Yes, that does sound better. The brick wall wouldn't talk back!! ;D
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Re: A Looovely Email From Mother Dearest.
« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2007, 03:35:19 PM »
Quote from: shadowfox79 on February 12, 2007, 07:21:43 AM
And here I was hoping that my mother was unique, but it seems she has clones all over the world... serving martyr and cheese with a nice glass of whine  ::)

ROFLMAO!!!!!
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