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Get Big Guns!!
« on: February 11, 2007, 09:42:01 PM »
Guys, do you want chicks in bikinis crawling all over you? You gotta get Big Guns now!!!

http://www.getbigguns.com/

From Wimp to Pimp.


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Re: Get Big Guns!!
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2007, 09:49:12 PM »

GGGAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! I HATE those commercials! Who even uses that phrase?
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Re: Get Big Guns!!
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2007, 03:40:05 PM »
Somehow I got it in my head that they meant something ELSE getting big...*cough* but then their ugly speedoes might cut off their circulation, thus causing their new enlargement to fall off, thus putting them back to square one.

More's the pity :)

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Re: Get Big Guns!!
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2007, 11:08:59 PM »
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Am I the only woman in the  world who thinks muscle men look yucky?  I would sooner bait fishhooks with sandworms (really nasty little buggers) than ever have to run my fingers over some guy's muscles.  And is it me or do all those guys look plastic?

And, as an aside, when I read the OP and before I looked at the video, I thought it was going to be a youtube funny featuring poultry in swimwear running over a kid's back....boy have I been over conditioned by the web or what?


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Re: Get Big Guns!!
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2007, 12:12:56 AM »
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Am I the only woman in the  world who thinks muscle men look yucky?

Not you're not! I am completely with you. Toned/cut is nice, but when a guy is practically bursting out of his skin, it's just gross. Yucky times two!!  :P





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Re: Get Big Guns!!
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2007, 03:02:59 PM »
Guys, do you want chicks in bikinis crawling all over you? You gotta get Big Guns now!!!

http://www.getbigguns.com/

From Wimp to Pimp.


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From Wimp to PIMP?  I thought a pimp was a, well, you know.  I understand it has a new meaning but what, I wonder?  For some reason I am reminded of the old Charles Atlas ad that appeared in comic books in the 40's and 50's where they said, "Don't let bullies kick sand in your face."  and it  would show an emaciated guy having sand kicked in his face by a big bully at the beach. 
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Re: Get Big Guns!!
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2007, 03:06:12 PM »
:o

Am I the only woman in the  world who thinks muscle men look yucky?  I would sooner bait fishhooks with sandworms (really nasty little buggers) than ever have to run my fingers over some guy's muscles.  And is it me or do all those guys look plastic?

And, as an aside, when I read the OP and before I looked at the video, I thought it was going to be a youtube funny featuring poultry in swimwear running over a kid's back....boy have I been over conditioned by the web or what?


No, you're not.  I do not like excessive muscle on men.  It feels like they spend too much time looking in a mirror.  Just my take on it.
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Re: Get Big Guns!!
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2007, 03:19:01 PM »
No, you're not.  I do not like excessive muscle on men.  It feels like they spend too much time looking in a mirror.  Just my take on it.

I like nice firm muscles.  Those bulging things?  They're useless and impede motion.  I've seen far too many bodybuilders (my uncles all competed) who couldn't walk properly because of the rocks they'd developed under their skin.

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Re: Get Big Guns!!
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2007, 03:38:47 PM »
I remember a bodybuilder with RED stretch marks on his biceps from bulking up too fast for competition.

The next time I saw stretch marks that BAD looking........they were my own.  I had never realized that stretch marks appeared anywhere but on pregnant women..........

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Re: Get Big Guns!!
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2007, 07:31:26 PM »
This is going to sound really, really wierd, but I've been through areas where there are many pimps, and I've NEVER seen one with "big guns." They seem mostly scrawny, wired looking guys.