Ok, I wrote the poem on the board, by Shelly by the way, so I went top notch. I'm just about to clean out the litter box.
I am not about to sit around it cellophane for the two hour time window he could be home in, but I guess I could pull out the "box" from when I worked at Victoria Secret, which has sat under the bed for over 15 years now, I wonder if anything will still fit.
I think he'll be more impressed with the litter box though...