I did it. I asked someone when they were due, and they weren't pregnant, and it aws one of fabulous neighbors adult children!!1
Female Fab Neighbor has 4 adult children, three girls and a boy. Two of the three girls are pregnant, ad due on the same day. Female adult neighbor mentioned having three grandkids arriving soon two this june, and one in the late fall.
The two daughters who are due in June are obvoiusly pregnant. Her other adult daughter, well...She could be pregnant and due in late fall or early winter, or she could just have the mommy pooch you get after having 4 kids in 9 years...guess which one it was?
Yeah, MaleGoodneighbor's daughter is the other one expecting- the one who I haven't met yet.
So, I see the three girls that belong to female, ask when they are all due, and get told, in order "June!" "June!" "Almost three years ago!"
She laughed, said it was OK over and over again, explained that she was wearing a dress that was too snug, etc.. Goodneighbors though it was funny, and told me not to worry. I wanted to crawl in a hole and die!