So, Basic Buddy and I are going to be in Vegas together. For a month. Where we will apparently be getting quickie divorces and doing a Vegas quickie wedding
This would be funny, but when I get my butt hauled in and asked what is going on between BB and I, the funny stops. Cheating on a spouse is against the UCMJ and punishable by death in a time of war (I love that line
) I wouldn't be shot but it would be a tone of trouble, and just a delusional accusation can start a bunch of suspicions and gossip.
So Evil GFH, if you are reading this, thanks for ruining my TDY. I know have to be with one of my shopmates at all times as a CYA measure, or stuck in my room. I value my career more than having fun, but I really hope something happens to Evil GFH so my misery will not be in vain. She is ticking me off.
She got the idea of the quickie divorce/wedding from BB mentioning that a few guys were going to see an Elvis impersonater. Bit of a stretch, dontcha think?