Does being married count? IF so, I will add my 2 cents....
I have learned that men are allergic to putting their dirty clothes into the washer, adding soap and turning it on.
....they are also allergic to dish soap.
....they also have yet to figure out how to load a dishwashe, add soap and turn it on.
....have the remote control firmly glued to their hand.
....will watch anything. including incredibly stupid shows like Real World/Road Rules Challange and stuff with Steven Segal.
....thinks that just because their are crumbs on the floor, then the house is filthy.
....will eat just about anything.
....to cook for seven people instead of the five we have. Guys like to eat alot.
....they think that just because they are "attracted" 24/7 then you should be too. If you are not, then something is wrong with you. They forget that you are getting up 3 times a night to feed a baby, cook, clean, run errands and balance the checkbook.
....they wonder why you are tired since you don't have a "real" job.
....that 14 yo boys eat enough to feed a small army.
....that ice cream is the fifth food group.
....that Jack Daniels can be a medicine.
....that sometimes you need that shot of Jack. (or whatever your poison is)
....that you miss your kids even when they are driving you crazy and you get a weekend away.
....that even after all the cr@p, you wouldn't change anything for the world.
....that boys like gross stuff like bugs, dirt and boogers.
....they think farting is funny. Esp. if it is mom who does it.
....they think if you can burp the ABC's, then you are a genius.
....ESPN is the major channel that is always on. Has trained the 14 yo to check for football, baseball and NASCAR.
....thinks shoe shopping is silly. 3 pairs should be plenty. Sneakers, black shoes, brown shoes...that should be plenty!
Ginger
