My wedding story made it! It's under Wicked Witches, about 3/4 of the way down and the opening paragraph is as follows:
We JUST got married and people keep telling me I need to write this stuff down, so... Let me preface this by saying that there are two things at a wedding I knew I couldn't control: the weather, and other people's behavior. The weather was perfect. I think we can safely say that my MIL's side of the family (as well as a couple of others) lacks social graces. Here are the highlights.