My friends tell me he's really fun, even though he sometimes uses weird grammar and syntax and stuff. You can webchat with him or add NALEbot to your buddy list and talk to him on AIM. I promise he won't spam you, even though some of his lengthy replies take multiple posts.
NALEbot's web chat address: http://www.runabot.com/cgi-bin/webcom/caimjava?botname=nalebot
I did program some knowledge about autism into him as well as some facts about Mozart, Beethoven and even some stuff about Piccolo and Godzilla
. He also has some custom replies that can be pretty funny if you find the right trigger words. No, I won't tell ya those words either. But I will tell you one way to get him into a short monologue.
You say "you."
He'll say "Who, me?"
You reply "yes, you"
and his response to that is funny.
I will warn you that he wont sound like another human being. He's just fun to play with.
Edit: Oh, I forgot to add that he's a bit gender confused.
I accidentally listed him as "female" when I made the screen name on the AIM website and I can't change it, so just ignore him if he talks about his dress. I can't seem to unprogram that, d'oh!