Those awful neighbors are out there. Letting their kids having fun. AGAIN!!!
My two little boys will be the biggest wusses in school!!! They will know that I will allow nothing that even sounds halfway remotely offensive in MY household. I won't let them dress up for Halloween as anything but a businessman, possibly a lawyer, oh, wait, that's offensive to people with lawsuit judgements against them, and the businessmen are offensive to anyone who has gotten laid off. Oh, well. We'll figure something out!
They will eat only non offensive food. To make sure I'm busy checking the origin of every single bit of food in the market. Their stomachs will hold out until then.
They will not play with other kids, nor play in the snow, or on playgrounds, in fact, I'm not sure the yard is safe because it overlooks those horrible neighbors, and they might see one of those obscene cavorting snowpeople again!
I'll think of more later. I just noticed that one of the evil neighbors windows is dirty. I need to go break all of them on the first level.