I can make that better!

[Leemum]

This is why I have a big fridge, two large freezers, a large microwave, and a pantry filled with cans and other nonperishables - several years after the last kid moved out.

I once stretched one small serving of burger to feed me and two teenaged boys. that's why I always keep chili fixings on hand.

(But I digress.)

How about getting one's period in the middle of the ruckus?