Never do new things in the shower and not tell your husband...
I picked up an automatic shower cleaner
and put it in the shower earlier. Forgot to tell DH and DD about it.
DH went to take a shower just a little bit ago.
He came down the stairs. "My wife has traumatized me. I'll never be the same again. Traumatized, I tell you - complete with the shakes!"
Of course, I'm a little concerned. "What? What'd I do?"
Apparently... while in the shower, DH took note of this thing hanging there. So, like anyone might do (if they didn't have a clue what it was), he pressed the button and stuck his face into it, trying to figure out why no soap was coming out. He thought it was a soap or shampoo dispenser
And then 15 seconds later, it started - and it's LOUD. And it turns.
And it sprays 8 feet, so he couldn't get away from it.
He's standing in the middle of the room here, showing me how he was huddled against the shower wall. "It kept following me! And it's COLD!"