Yeah, so we've gotten multiple complaints / requests that this thread be reopened.
These long, off-topic threads are fine, but need to be self-policing. The "cutesy" suggestions of property damage are not "cute" in any way - they're illegal and just plain nasty. Malicious. The little devil smileys
do not in any way detract from the malice.
Stuff like this keeps cropping up. The mods delete the offending posts; it happens again. And again and again and again. Warnings don't work. I therefore elected to close the thread.
Anyone is welcome to start another discussion.