I was taking my snake to a restaurant when I stopped by a friend's house to pick up a stocking cap that she had been knitting for me, but it smelled of smoke, (because her domestic SO smokes) and so I threw it at her when she got mad at me for not taking off my shoes upon entering her house and she also took offense because I had my sister's child with me so that she could be child-free for the afternoon and I am childless so I had to use her extra big stroller because her child is extra big, but that's because he doesn't eat a vegetarian diet and she wouldn't breastfeed him. Her door was too small for the stroller! Imagine!
Anyway, I told her to forget it and that I would now for sure never share any of my great recipes and that she had made me late and I would now have to catch a bus on which I needed to change the babies diaper. I don't know if anyone said anything, because I had my iPod turned up all the way.
We got off at our stop and at the restaurant, since the waitress spilled a drink on my snake and made snarky comments about him being a snake and all, I only left her a 10 cent tip.
But, now I have enough money for when my snake and I attend my other sisters wedding next week.
I'm a bridesmaid. I sure hope she doesn't go all Bridezilla and expect that I won't wear my snake down the aisle!