Well #15 reminds me of my MIL. She was in the Wicked Witches section of the eHell site where she and her husband and stepsons couldn't possibly resist the allure of the open bar in order to get pictures taken and minor things like that. She gives my husband glamour shot photos of herself as bday gifts.
I think I need help w/ this name.
In addition to the above, I have never met anyone who could talk so much in my entire life. And she follows me around the house inspecting things I'm doing. She is mentally exhausting to me, but according to her, she knows everything.

So what do you call someone that self-absorbed?