I was sitting in a cruiser this morning, watching the world go by. The officer in charge said "There goes Peter Awful." (A long ago neighbor) I said "Peter Awful drives a nice car? He said "No, he's driving the school bus".
Major HUH?

"Well, he got laid off from his other city job and had to find something"
Now, we've had people from the neighborhood who died crime related deaths or are doing life and I certainly thought Peter Awful would top the list.
But nooooooo...he's driving the school bus.