You can look up most of tehse on the net, but this is a scaled down version of it if you google it, unbelieveable, there are more than double these on the list I took these from:
You know you're from Boston if:
-The person driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you are cursing him for going too slow.
-You actually enjoy driving around rotaries.
-You almost feel disappointed when someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space.
-You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Woburn, Billerica, Haverhill, Barre and Cotuit.
-You know what they sell at a packie.
-You get jimmies on your ice cream. (Jimmies are chocolate and sprinkles are rainbows. ALWAYS)
-Evacuation Day is a recognized holiday.
-When the words 'WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together.
-The curse of the Bambino is taught in public schools.
-You own a "Yankees Suck" shirt or hat. (Ok, I have two of each, one each for me and hubby)
-You think Doug Flutie is the greatest athlete ever.
-You remember exactly where you were when the ball rolled through Buckner's legs.
-You prayed for the Red Sox to win the World Series not this season, but in your lifetime...
-You know the difference betwee a frappe and a milkshake and what a hoodsie is.
-You never go to "Cape Cod", you go "down the Cape".
-You think that Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs and Derek Jeter are more evil than Whitey Bulger.
-You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day.
-You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language.
-You've slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgater
-Paranoia sets in if you can't see a Dunkies, ATM or CVS within eyeshot at all times.
-You order iced coffee in January
-You drive 45 minutes to New Hampshire to save $5 in sales tax
-You think of Philadelphia as the Midwest.
-You think three straight days of 80+ temperatures is a heatwave.
-You refer to 6 inches of snow as a "dusting."
-The weather changes from 70 and sunny to 20 and snowy in under an hour, and you hardly notice.
-Just hearing the words "New York" puts you in an angry mood.
-You don't think you have an attitude.
-You always 'bang a left' as soon as the light turns green, and oncoming traffic always expects it.
-Everything in town is "a five minute walk."
-You believe using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.
-You don't realize that you walk and talk twice as fast as everyone else.
-Your favorite adjective is "wicked." And it must always be used as an adjective to an adjective. ie: wicked awesome
-You think 63 degree ocean water is warm.
-You know that Breakdown lanes are not for breaking down, but for speeding, especially during rush hour. Breakdown lanes may also end without warning causing traffic jams as people merge back in.
-You think the Kennedy's are misunderstood.
HOW WE'LL KNOW YOU WEREN'T BON HEAH:
You wear a Harvard sweatshirt.
You ask directions to "Cheers."
You order a grinder and a soda.
You follow soccer.
You eat at Durgin Park.
You pronounce it "Worchester" or Glouchester."