Liar's Thread

[Pixie]

This morning when George Clooney brought me my morning coffee and Bagel, we were talking about this forum I used to visit where we had a liar's thread.    Each poster would post a big old whooping lie and it went on for about 100 pages before the moderator got wind of it, and it was shut down because other people not posting on the thread became offended by our lies.   


The only rule was, you could NOT tell the truth.   Honest.

[White Dragon]

I can tell you're lying about George Clooney because he was at my place this morning, mowing my lawn.

He told me he's the daddy of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.

St Monica

[Pixie]

When Tammy Faye Baker and I were shopping in the mall yesterday a MaryKay lady walked over and complimented Tammy on her make-up.   Then she told me I was tacky for shopping in my bikini..... I thought that was very odd, as I was naked at the time.

[ShadesOfGrey]

Sorry guys, I cornered Clooney last night at my local pub (I think he dyed his hair though). He brought Brad over and, well, I wont go any further than that. 

Today the Duchess of York is coming over for tea.  I just returned from Japan, where I got a really great deal on a rare and exotic leaf that keeps you from aging. At All.  She is going to be so jealous!

Oh, and I just won the lottery. 

[Pixie]

Sorry I am so late in returning. My husband (a Tom Selleck look-alike) and I had a lovely dinner of grilled Salmon, baked potatoes, and steamed corn on the patio after our swim.  It was a lovely evening with just us, the deer, the hummingbirds, our cats and all 3 kids  enjoying some family time.   It was very peaceful and quiet and our children graciously offered to do the cooking and clean up so Hubby and I could have some quiet time relaxing and resting after a hard day of napping and wild sex.


Well, off to the hot tub where we will help the cats with their water-aerobics.....  Ta Ta!

[madmusician]

Ah, the life! Partying and pampering! I spent the day at the spa, and while I was there I was called by a multibilliondollar international company offering me a job. At 350k a year.

And after the lovely spa day I had a romantic dinner with my boyfriend and then we retired to the hot tub and...ahem...

Oh, did I mention? He is flying me to Paris this summer where we will secretly elope with the corpse of Anna Nicole Smith as my witness, and that of Ben Franklin as his.

[FolkRockFan]

I haven't been around much lately because my father (Stephen King) and I are working on finalizing the last draft of my novel, which will be out in several months.

Mom (J.K. Rowling) is being really cool - she's giving me a blurb.

[Bijou]

Sorry I am so late in returning. My husband (a Tom Selleck look-alike) and I had a lovely dinner of grilled Salmon, baked potatoes, and steamed corn on the patio after our swim.  It was a lovely evening with just us, the deer, the hummingbirds, our cats and all 3 kids  enjoying some family time.   It was very peaceful and quiet and our children graciously offered to do the cooking and clean up so Hubby and I could have some quiet time relaxing and resting after a hard day of napping and wild sex.


Well, off to the hot tub where we will help the cats with their water-aerobics.....  Ta Ta!

Is that Tom Selleck the movie star or Tom X Selleck who lives in the bronx and went to school with my uncle Dickiebird, and has 45 cats in his one bedroom apartment?  My uncle said that his Tom has passed as your husband a couple of times, most recently, today or last night.  I told him I thought you should know about it.  So, how WAS your day with your hubby? 

[Pixie]

Ah..... another beautiful day!   I was outside brushing the lions this morning when 3 hummingbirds perched on the back of my chair.  The cardinals and bluebirds were all lined up on the birdbath, making my yard red, white and blue!   The lions are both napping on the patio now while Hubby is watching the landscaper weeding the garden and preparing to mow.   

All is quiet for now so I can post here while I wait for the maid and  cabana boy to arrive.

[euphorya]

Not to brag or anything, but the yacht will finally be ready this weekend.  I had no IDEA it would take so long to get it encrusted with diamonds.  I mean, is speedy diamond-encrusting really too much to ask for? 

[Mrs. Eclipse]

I just stumbled on this thread after I put the finishing touches to the cover of my latest album, "More Masterpices from TerriblePun's Studios."  It's sure to go platnum like my last three.  'Fraid I might not be back quickly- I just got messages from my 3 favorite musicians and they all want me to play with them at their next show.  But I'll have to get back to them because I have a booking at the Tomorrowland Terrace.  Um, back in time to when it existed.  That's totally possible now.

[Gigi]

Well, we've just returned home from the rehearsal dinner hosted by darling daughter's future PILs. They really went all out to provide a gourmet feast for the bridal party, families and 50 out-of-town guests, including 2 State Senators, the Episcopal Bishop and the Conductor of the Philharmonic Orchestra. The country club, where they are founding members, was splendidly decorated in the wedding colors, the full bar was open all night, speeches were eloquent and a wonderful time was had by all.

I just hope that all of the partying tonight will not have any of the dignitaries too exhausted or hung-over to perform their duties at the ceremony tomorrow.  The Senators will be doing readings, The Bishop will perform the ceremony and the Conductor will lead the orchestra for both the ceremony and reception music.

We are soooo looking forward to Darling's special day.

[BettyP]

It sounds like you all have been wretchedly busy. I completely understand. I was just remarking to Oded Fehr the other day during my massage that life was just too hectic. I mean juggling Oded, Antonio, and writing! It's simply insane.

But, I can't complain too much as I managed to sneak away for a bit of a splurge at the shops. When the trucks got done delivering everything, I modeled the buys for Darling Hubby and found that nothing made my butt look fat. There was even this lovely tube of cream that made my stretch marks disappear!

I suppose I'll spend the day lounging in the tub (you know, the one like the Turkish bath) and enjoy yet another massage and, possibly, a pedicure. While being fed Godiva chocolates and champagne.

AnnaB *who is now vaguely depressed*

[magicdomino]

Oh goody, another lottery check has arrived.  That's three times this year.  Whatever will I spend this one on?

[gurliepainter]

I am so glad to hear that all of you are in fine form! (Great idea, by the way!) I was just on my way out for a faboo shopping spree with my Darling Hubbie, he's flying me around the world in his private jet. We are ging to vacation on Mars next week and I want to have all of the best accessories to show off at the first spa and resort on Mars. (Which I own!) I sent out your invitations to the grand opening, which is next month on the 20^th you should be recieving them soon! I will cover all expenses and even trow in a little extra for gifts from the Shopes for your families and friends! We have John Mayer Booked to sing private concerts in your hotel rooms! I look forward to your RSVPs! Toodles, dearies!