Okay, I've got a good one for you guys. This one is a bit of a first for me.
We've all experienced vomit burps, right? Well, I've had heartburn since yesterday, and nothing I try seems to help. Earlier today I did about five of those nasty things, and after that they stopped for a few hours. The heartburn was still there, but I could burp without anything coming up.
Then there was the last one. Now, I should mention that in our house among the four of us, we'll just casually belch and what-have-you. We don't do it around other people, but when it's just us, who cares? So, I felt the urge to burp, and I just opened my mouth and did it, thinking it was just air. Nope. I cupped my hand under my mouth just in time.
I still managed to get some of it on my shirt, which I promptly changed out of and put in the wash. It was really just a loaded burp, but it was the worst one I think I've ever had.