This one's from DH.
If you are a guy who likes to shave using a straight razor, make sure you shut the bathroom door. It's sweet but slightly worrying when a quiet cat slips in and rubs against your legs, causing you to almost cut yourself. It's frankly terrifying when the 5-month-old kitten has an attack of the Kitty Crazies, comes flying through the bedroom, ricochets off the door, the toilet, and the shower and ends up hanging off of your behind with all four sets of claws AND his teeth.
Fortunately, DH was wearing pants at the time.
Even more fortunately, nobody was hurt.
Unfortunately, I did not get it on video.