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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2007, 02:43:50 PM »
"A little tattoo problem"
"And that is why they hate you"
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2007, 05:38:02 PM »
"The Pill at dinner"
"Strings attached (longish)"

Um, sounds nasty.
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2007, 07:37:03 AM »
"The bill is HOW much?"
"How much do you wanna spend?"
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2007, 02:30:48 PM »
Tell Your Best Joke
and
That Is So Rude

or

That Is So Rude
and
Four Words To End A Date

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2007, 05:47:52 PM »
little highjack here --

I was looking at the Dayton Daily News this morning and really got the giggles --

there are two head lines across the top of the page

Top twirlers compete at the Nutter Canter (about baton twirlers)
 
and

Bringing back Burlesque

(and just What ARE they twirling?)
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2007, 09:47:42 PM »
Heart-Attack-Inducing Slips of the Tongue
French Kiss (The things kids learn in kindergarten)


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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2007, 09:51:48 PM »
EWWWWW!!  Your Food is Gross!

This is none of my business......right?

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2007, 10:49:17 PM »
"There are no stupid questions?"
"Librarian, where's my child?"
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2007, 11:45:37 PM »
"Food stealing...a new twist" and
"TAKE SOMETHING ALREADY"

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2007, 07:46:58 AM »
"I thought I was at a diversity conference" and
"Shame on you!"
"POCKETS!"  From the new Dr. Who, "Runaway Bride" extra geek points if you laugh.

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #25 on: April 24, 2007, 11:57:14 AM »
"Four Words to end a Date"

"Heart Attack Inducing Slips of the Tongue"

LOL

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #26 on: April 24, 2007, 12:00:25 PM »
And then there is...

"Heart Attack Inducing Slips of the Tongue"

"Personalized"

 >:D

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #27 on: April 25, 2007, 11:35:21 PM »
I've Lost 40 pounds...
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2007, 01:32:07 AM »
I just saw this one and thought it was funny:

It will never happen again!
It happened again! And I actually knew him!

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2007, 09:59:51 PM »
I can't thank you in person, so I'm going to do it here
In the parking lot
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