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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #60 on: January 17, 2011, 05:02:27 PM »
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #61 on: January 28, 2011, 06:28:20 AM »
The Etiquette of Sleeping Nude While A Guest

Go Put Some Clothes On!
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #62 on: January 28, 2011, 09:43:27 AM »
The Etiquette of Sleeping Nude While A Guest

Go Put Some Clothes On!

ROFL!
"I don't mean to be rude", he began, in a tone that threatened rudeness in every syllable.

"--yet sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often," Dumbledore finished the sentence gravely.  "Best to say nothing at all."

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #63 on: January 28, 2011, 10:21:33 AM »
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #64 on: January 28, 2011, 09:48:14 PM »
Just saw one that isn't funny, but is sad:

When is it OK to stop a wedding?
When a Fiance Strays

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"I don't mean to be rude", he began, in a tone that threatened rudeness in every syllable.

"--yet sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often," Dumbledore finished the sentence gravely.  "Best to say nothing at all."

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #65 on: February 03, 2011, 09:31:00 AM »
What's for Dinner?
The person below me

The person below me
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"I don't mean to be rude", he began, in a tone that threatened rudeness in every syllable.

"--yet sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often," Dumbledore finished the sentence gravely.  "Best to say nothing at all."

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #66 on: February 03, 2011, 09:58:06 AM »
What's for Dinner?

The person below me. . .

Scariest thing ever served as a guest. . . .

 ;D >:D

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #67 on: February 03, 2011, 10:19:02 AM »
What's for dinner?
The person below me
And Dad, too

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #68 on: February 03, 2011, 03:02:19 PM »
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #69 on: February 05, 2011, 11:55:42 AM »
Decades ago when I was being graduated from College, there was a wonderful title juxtoposition.

The Commencement exercises were being held in a downtown movie theater.  The management changed the large lighted sign over the entrance to alert people that the afternoon showings would be suspended. However, the evening showings would be going on as usual. 

When we arrived for the ceremonies, the sign read

"College of X Commencement.  Escape From Planet of the Apes."   :D

You can bet that everyone had to have a photo of that sign.  I've lost my copy over the years but it still brings a smile to my face.     

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #70 on: February 06, 2011, 07:49:59 AM »
"Bugs in the Spinach"
"Rude not to make enough for everyone?"

Made me laugh!

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #71 on: February 13, 2011, 09:16:46 PM »
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #72 on: February 20, 2011, 01:39:42 PM »
The Worst Recipes.
Ewww! Can't you order something else?
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #73 on: February 20, 2011, 03:05:18 PM »
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #74 on: February 20, 2011, 03:10:47 PM »
It happened again with food and dinner...

Worst Recipes
What's for Dinner?
Ewww! Can't you order something else?