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Ms_Shell

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #75 on: February 21, 2011, 01:01:35 AM »
Quote from: Cathy on February 20, 2011, 02:10:47 PM
It happened again with food and dinner...

Worst Recipes
What's for Dinner?
Ewww! Can't you order something else?

And again!

What's for dinner?
Your mattress
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baglady

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #76 on: March 01, 2011, 08:55:50 PM »
This is actually a title and thread-starter juxtaposition that tickled me:

But I didn't know it would be this much work
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #77 on: March 07, 2011, 02:03:46 PM »
Quote from: baglady on March 01, 2011, 08:55:50 PM
This is actually a title and thread-starter juxtaposition that tickled me:

But I didn't know it would be this much work
learningtofly   

I saw another one like that:

"S/O Housewarming etiquette - "unwanted" gifts"
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #78 on: March 07, 2011, 08:50:47 PM »
From a few days ago....

This might be a stupid question...but....

What does your house have that is not standard


Too funny! :D
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #79 on: March 07, 2011, 11:56:51 PM »
A silly one:

-What's behind your ehell signature?
-Shampoo, makeup, lotion....


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Paper Roses

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #80 on: March 16, 2011, 10:04:33 PM »
Here's one from today:

A Tip for Yard Sales . . .
Know How to Get Home!!
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Ms_Shell

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #81 on: March 16, 2011, 11:18:46 PM »
Awkward!
A MIL thread!
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #82 on: March 18, 2011, 07:01:08 AM »
hard-of-hearing seniors at movie
"So I will Just Have to Euthanize Them"
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Ms_Shell

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #83 on: March 18, 2011, 12:19:09 PM »
Yes, I know this is rude, which is why I never would have told you!
In other words, you're ugly...
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Ceiling Fan

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #84 on: April 04, 2011, 07:26:42 PM »
This one just came up:

What do you add to your spaghetti sauce to make it special?
Romanian violinist and concert sponsors
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Paper Roses

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #85 on: April 04, 2011, 08:17:07 PM »
What little things drive you completely up the wall?

Title Juxtaposition.
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baglady

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #86 on: April 04, 2011, 08:29:01 PM »
Another S/O fundraising for trip... who are you again?

Can I have $2000?
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Ceiling Fan

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #87 on: April 04, 2011, 08:32:40 PM »
Can I have $2000?

I promise, I am not rolling my eyes AT you.

(well, maybe a little :D)
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #88 on: April 27, 2011, 09:19:05 AM »
Well, that was the worst book ever!
Insults about what you read

Handling the Potato Dilemma
My favorite scalloped potatoes ever
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #89 on: April 27, 2011, 04:10:21 PM »
I have 2 men interested in me
Can I have one, too?
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