This isn't from thread titles, but the end of one commercial and the beginning of another.
Commercial years ago for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie coming out on (can you believe it???) VHS. Commercial ends with: "This year, get them something you know they'll REALLY love!"
Followed immediately (not even a gap between the two commercials) by: "FOOT ITCH!" (an ad for foot powder).