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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #120 on: October 12, 2011, 02:43:05 AM »
   
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #121 on: October 12, 2011, 09:49:13 AM »
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #122 on: February 08, 2012, 11:39:13 PM »
   
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #123 on: May 14, 2012, 07:55:43 PM »
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #124 on: May 14, 2012, 07:59:31 PM »
Not so much titles but title/category that's making me laugh - could be my current state of pregnancy with our third/last bebe.

How to say Please Don't Make Any More in Family and Children.

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #125 on: May 14, 2012, 09:50:24 PM »
Not so much titles but title/category that's making me laugh - could be my current state of pregnancy with our third/last bebe.

How to say Please Don't Make Any More in Family and Children.

LOL, good one!  I looked real quick and couldn't come up with any clever juxtapositions but I had to comment on this post.
Paperweights, for instance - has anyone ever established what, when, and why
paper has to be weighed down? ::) ~Don Aslett

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #126 on: May 17, 2012, 08:48:09 PM »
Just saw this one:

Standard High School Graduation Present 
Cinderella, cook for my party 
 


Sounds like a good present to me!  Okay, not as funny as some of the previous posts, but enough to be able to post here and wake the thread back up...and I did get a giggle out of it.

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #127 on: August 02, 2013, 04:10:08 PM »
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #128 on: August 02, 2013, 04:26:58 PM »
Thanks for reviving the thread!  Here's one I just saw:

 The strangest, scariest, most dramatic thing that you've seen in your n'hood

kids and swimming lessons


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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #129 on: September 06, 2013, 11:01:37 AM »
"Why Don't You Eat Meat?"

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #130 on: September 06, 2013, 11:40:22 AM »
A triple this time!

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #131 on: September 06, 2013, 02:04:32 PM »
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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #132 on: September 08, 2013, 08:28:12 PM »
Found under All In A Days Work

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #133 on: September 09, 2013, 01:29:22 PM »
Found under All In A Days Work

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I was about to come in here and post that!

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Re: Title Juxtaposition
« Reply #134 on: September 09, 2013, 06:20:21 PM »
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