This isn't from thread titles, but the end of one commercial and the beginning of another.
Commercial years ago for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie coming out on (can you believe it???) VHS. Commercial ends with: "This year, get them something you know they'll REALLY love!"
Followed immediately (not even a gap between the two commercials) by: "FOOT ITCH!" (an ad for foot powder).
That one reminded me of another one, I was watching Welcome Back Kotter, and a commercial came on, that said "Has this ever happened to you?" and then flashed to a scene of Julie Kotter very pregnant! Also, a few years ago, I was in Target in the entertainment section, with major cramps and bloating after breakfast out with my mom, Dsis, and a friend of mom's, and there was a Batman cartoon on the tv screen above, and just as I let a deadly fart go, I happened to look up to hear "Ewwwwww Batman, WHAT STINKS!"
OK, back to the thread
I'm Embarrassed I Spent Money On.....
Store bought pre-made foods that were/are surprisingly good!