I have two friends who were trying to set me up with a guy friend of theirs on New Year's Eve. We were casually chatting, and as my friend Mark and I had gone to elementary school in the same small town that he and his friend had graduated from, I asked the guy what his last name was. The guy's last name is Russian, and it's pronounced "Chur -ko". Unfortunately, my mouth was moving faster than my brain, and I because I hadn't heard him right, I said "Your last name's Jerkoff?" I'm thinking man, he must have been picked on as a kid.