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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2007, 03:45:24 PM »
Sure, sweetie, as soon as I move all of your bedroom furniture out to the shed so you and the puppies can live out there. 


Can I jump from the second story window to see if I can fly?

Sure thing, pumpkin, just let me call the hospital in advance.

Can I get a swear word tattooed on my rear end?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2007, 04:12:59 PM »
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Can I get a swear word tattooed on my rear end?

Certainly dear! No problem!  But your father will take the skin off your rear when he finds out so it would be a waste of money.

Can I make nasty faces at the biker gang down the street?
You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2007, 05:57:59 PM »
"Can I make nasty faces at the biker gang down the street?"


Of course you can dear.  As soon as your father gets home so he can beat them all up.


Can I have a naked water balloon fight with the kids next door?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2007, 06:52:15 PM »
"Can I make nasty faces at the biker gang down the street?"


Of course you can dear.  As soon as your father gets home so he can beat them all up.


Can I have a naked water balloon fight with the kids next door?

Sure, honey, just let me get the camcorder so I can make a video to show your first boyfriend/girlfriend, at your high school prom, and when you get married, and at every birthday party in between.

Can I draw on the walls?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2007, 07:02:22 PM »
"Can I make nasty faces at the biker gang down the street?"


Of course you can dear.  As soon as your father gets home so he can beat them all up.


Can I have a naked water balloon fight with the kids next door?

Sure, honey, just let me get the camcorder so I can make a video to show your first boyfriend/girlfriend, at your high school prom, and when you get married, and at every birthday party in between.

Can I draw on the walls?

Of course you may, but make sure to use crayon cause a Sharpie marker is harder to get off the walls.


Can I crazy carpet down the stairs?

freakyfemme

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2007, 01:58:21 AM »
"Can I make nasty faces at the biker gang down the street?"


Of course you can dear.  As soon as your father gets home so he can beat them all up.


Can I have a naked water balloon fight with the kids next door?

Sure, honey, just let me get the camcorder so I can make a video to show your first boyfriend/girlfriend, at your high school prom, and when you get married, and at every birthday party in between.

Can I draw on the walls?

Of course you may, but make sure to use crayon cause a Sharpie marker is harder to get off the walls.


Can I crazy carpet down the stairs?

Absolutely!!!  Just let me bring in some snow from outside, so you'll have a smoother ride down those stairs. 

Can I do cartwheels down the aisles at the grocery store?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2007, 01:17:08 PM »
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Can I do cartwheels down the aisles at the grocery store?

Of course you can dear! Just as soon as I can get the store to take out the shelves and put in gym mats so you don't hurt yourself!

Can I use your good china for target practice?
You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2007, 01:33:07 PM »
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Can I do cartwheels down the aisles at the grocery store?

Of course you can dear! Just as soon as I can get the store to take out the shelves and put in gym mats so you don't hurt yourself!

Can I use your good china for target practice?

Sure can. Just let Mommy cover the entire house in foam padding so you don't break anything.


Can I juggle butcher knives with bouncing on the trampoline?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2007, 06:03:46 PM »
Can I juggle butcher knives with bouncing on the trampoline?

Certainly, as soon as your Dad gets around to replacing the broken springs!

Can I wear your antique gold & diamond earrings out roller skating wthen have the kleptomaniac next door spend the night?
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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2007, 06:22:55 PM »
Can I wear your antique gold & diamond earrings out roller skating wthen have the kleptomaniac next door spend the night?

Absolutely, darling, but first just let me install an x-ray machine and metal detector at the front door.

Can I eat twelve easter eggs in one go and then play on my trampoline?

freakyfemme

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2007, 07:42:06 PM »
Can I wear your antique gold & diamond earrings out roller skating wthen have the kleptomaniac next door spend the night?

Absolutely, darling, but first just let me install an x-ray machine and metal detector at the front door.

Can I eat twelve easter eggs in one go and then play on my trampoline?

Sure, honey, just let me wrap you in bubble wrap first so you don't hurt yourself.

Can I chug a two-litre bottle of Jolt Cola right before bed?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2007, 07:48:08 PM »
Yes, but you still have to go to school tomorrow.



Can I go do handstands on the escalator now?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2007, 10:21:44 PM »
Yes, but you still have to go to school tomorrow.



Can I go do handstands on the escalator now?

Ofcourse you can darling! Just let me get the nice security guard to shut down the escalator and wrap you in bubble wrap....

Can I have unprotected s3x with my boyfriend/girlfriend?
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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2007, 11:20:05 PM »
Yes, but you still have to go to school tomorrow.



Can I go do handstands on the escalator now?

Ofcourse you can darling! Just let me get the nice security guard to shut down the escalator and wrap you in bubble wrap....

Can I have unprotected s3x with my boyfriend/girlfriend?

Sure thing, but remember there are Ziplock bags in the cupboard just in case.

Can I make a campfire in the basement?

freakyfemme

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2007, 01:11:11 AM »
Yes, but you still have to go to school tomorrow.



Can I go do handstands on the escalator now?

Ofcourse you can darling! Just let me get the nice security guard to shut down the escalator and wrap you in bubble wrap....

Can I have unprotected s3x with my boyfriend/girlfriend?

Sure thing, but remember there are Ziplock bags in the cupboard just in case.

Can I make a campfire in the basement?

Sure, all that asbestos insulation in the walls will prevent you from burning the house down, so......go for it.  Oh, just let me run to the store for some marshmallows and graham crackers and chocolate first, okay?

Can I stay up all night?