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BettyP

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2007, 12:41:37 PM »
Absolutely, snookie-doodle, punkin head! You stay up all night and work on this three page list of chores I've made out for you!

Can I shave my head and prance through the neighborhood in a skirt that barely covers my rump, go-go boots, and a cute little bra but no shirt? I think the biker gang is back from beating up all the other dads.


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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #31 on: March 26, 2007, 02:38:15 PM »
No problem, snookums! Just as long as you wear your winter parka over it!

Can I go play with the drug dealer's kids?
You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #32 on: March 26, 2007, 04:49:32 PM »
No problem, snookums! Just as long as you wear your winter parka over it!

Can I go play with the drug dealer's kids?

Sure!  Now, if they offer you some of those special "make-your-own" pixie sticks, be sure to bring some home to share with your little brother and sister, okay?

Can I make a giant vat of purple Kool-Aid in the bathtub?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #33 on: March 26, 2007, 05:02:34 PM »
Absolutely snookie poo, now remember it's only Kool-Aid till you add the vodka, then it's Purple Jesus.

Can I please go tease the neighbor's insanely large dog?
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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2007, 05:35:18 PM »
Of course, honey! If he bites you we can sue for that big ski boat they have that daddy wants!

Can I put all of my dolls down the disposal and turn it on?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2007, 06:01:53 PM »
Absolutely snookie poo, now remember it's only Kool-Aid till you add the vodka, then it's Purple Jesus.

Off-topic, but.......how did you know about Purple Jesus?  I seriously thought it was just a Bishop's thing, because purple is our school colour.

Edited to add:  We're on Gurliepainter's request now, so.....back to the game:

Yes, of COURSE you can put your dolls down the disposal, but first let me take pictures of them so I can go to the store and get you some new dolls that look EXACTLY like all your old ones, because we wouldn't want your actions to have CONSEQUENCES, now would we?

Can I go to the zoo and let all the animals out of their cages?
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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2007, 08:16:03 PM »
Absolutely snookie poo, now remember it's only Kool-Aid till you add the vodka, then it's Purple Jesus.

*dies laughing* Oh my, I had forgotten that name..... I just choked on my cookie. Thanks, Auntie!

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #37 on: March 27, 2007, 11:52:46 AM »
"Can I go to the zoo and let all the animals out of their cages?"

Sure think schnookums, right after you get your rabies/anti venom shots.


Can I play "Dodge a car" on the highway?  (Dodge a car is where you run in between cars and try not to get hit).

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #38 on: March 27, 2007, 07:06:36 PM »
Absolutely snookie poo, now remember it's only Kool-Aid till you add the vodka, then it's Purple Jesus.

Off-topic, but.......how did you know about Purple Jesus?  I seriously thought it was just a Bishop's thing, because purple is our school colour.

Edited to add:  We're on Gurliepainter's request now, so.....back to the game:

Yes, of COURSE you can put your dolls down the disposal, but first let me take pictures of them so I can go to the store and get you some new dolls that look EXACTLY like all your old ones, because we wouldn't want your actions to have CONSEQUENCES, now would we?

Can I go to the zoo and let all the animals out of their cages?


Purple Jesus was very popular when I was in college due to our close proximity to coastal South Carolina where it is the drunken college student beverage of choice. There are several recipes, but I always liked grape KoolAid.
I have finally found the bar I can't get thrown out of....

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #39 on: March 27, 2007, 07:56:11 PM »

"Can I play "Dodge a car" on the highway? "

Sure, just do so in Las Vegas, so we can meet that nice Gil Grissom. :-*


Can I borrow your taser?


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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #40 on: March 27, 2007, 08:58:02 PM »
Sure sweetie-pie, just let me take out the batteries first.

Can I hang by my toes from the balcony railing?
You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #41 on: March 28, 2007, 07:12:43 AM »
Yes, but not over the begonias please.


Can I attend Michael Jackson's slumber party?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #42 on: March 28, 2007, 08:02:27 AM »
Absolutely, be sure to get his autograph for your Auntie Sue!  Just don't drink any of his "Jesus juice..."

Can I wear my Disney princess outfit in the pool?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #43 on: March 28, 2007, 02:26:57 PM »
Absolutely, be sure to get his autograph for your Auntie Sue!  Just don't drink any of his "Jesus juice..."

Can I wear my Disney princess outfit in the pool?

Sure!!!  You did of course mean your Little Mermaid bathing suit, right?  Go ahead, sweetie, it's just outside on the clothesline.

Can I wear my new Christmas Heelies to the Boxing Day sale at the mall the next day?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #44 on: March 28, 2007, 07:50:09 PM »
Of course you can, darling! Just be sure to run over the little old ladies taking back those gifts they didn't like. :o

(Am I right in thinking that heelies are those shors with wheels?) ::)

Can I rollerblade in the swimming pool after it is filled?