The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting

[IndianInlaw]

Of course, but wait a half hour after eating.

Would it be okay for me to snowmobile on thin ice?

[freakyfemme]

Of course, but wait a half hour after eating.

Would it be okay for me to snowmobile on thin ice?

Sure, honey, just be sure to wear your scuba suit.

Can I adopt a stray dog off the street?  I promise, that foam around his mouth will wash RIGHT off!!!

[Bijou]

Of course, but wait a half hour after eating.

Would it be okay for me to snowmobile on thin ice?

Sure, honey, just be sure to wear your scuba suit.

Can I adopt a stray dog off the street?  I promise, that foam around his mouth will wash RIGHT off!!!

Yes, you may adopt a dog off the street, just not that THAT dog.  That's not foam, it's toothpaste.  So, see? He must already have a mommie, otherwise, why would he know how to brush his teeth?

Can I ask ask President Bush to come and live with us?

[freakyfemme]

Of course, but wait a half hour after eating.

Would it be okay for me to snowmobile on thin ice?

Sure, honey, just be sure to wear your scuba suit.

Can I adopt a stray dog off the street?  I promise, that foam around his mouth will wash RIGHT off!!!

Yes, you may adopt a dog off the street, just not that THAT dog.  That's not foam, it's toothpaste.  So, see? He must already have a mommie, otherwise, why would he know how to brush his teeth?

Can I ask ask President Bush to come and live with us?

Absolutely, as soon as Saddam Hussein gets back on his feet and moves out of our guest room.

Can I get married to the neighbour boy?

[Kiwichick]

Absolutely, as soon as Saddam Hussein gets back on his feet and moves out of our guest room.

Can I get married to the neighbour boy?

Sure Honey, just as soon as he gets out of jail and clears his mothers body from his basement.

Can I stay over at my 20yo boyfriends house, I promise to be up in time for school?

[SweetTinkerbelle]

Sure honey, and your father and I will come too, it'll be a great overnight get away for us all!  We can't wait to meet your boyfriend!

Can I have a pet skunk?

[freakyfemme]

Sure honey, and your father and I will come too, it'll be a great overnight get away for us all!  We can't wait to meet your boyfriend!

Can I have a pet skunk?

Sure, honey, your boa constrictor and venomous cobra would probably LOVE to have a new roommate.

Can I have my birthday party at Studio Sex?

[IndianInlaw]

Of course...will Liza Minnelli be chaperoning?

Can I do my balance beam routine on the third rail?

[freakyfemme]

Of course...will Liza Minnelli be chaperoning?

Can I do my balance beam routine on the third rail?

Absolutely!!!  Good luck pulling off a cartwheel in your hockey helmet, mask, and entire body wrapped six times in bubble wrap, but if you can do it, go for it.

Can I put Silly Putty in my teacher's sandwich?

[Clara Bow]

Absolutely sweetcheeks, everyone loves a good joke. Though she might think it even funnier if you put it in her hair, or in the ignition of her car. You're so clever to have such a good sense of humor!

Can I put bottlerockets in Daddy's nose while he naps?

[IndianInlaw]

No, he has a roman nose, so use roman candles.

Can I roller blade with the bulls at Pamplona?

[freakyfemme]

No, he has a roman nose, so use roman candles.

Can I roller blade with the bulls at Pamplona?

Oh....oh....you said NO!!!!  Now Widdle Pweshus is going to be scarred for life!!!!

[Clara Bow]

Quick, back a truckload of toys up to the house and buy all the candy you can!!! Danger, danger, danger Will Robinson!

[freakyfemme]

Quick, back a truckload of toys up to the house and buy all the candy you can!!! Danger, danger, danger Will Robinson!

LOL!!! 

Okay, back to the game.....umm.......Can my friends and I play soccer at the Museum of Expensive Breakable Things?

[Clara Bow]

Absolutely darling, the Venus DeMilo is famous because the arms are snapped off....
Can I please have that drumset I saw at the toy store, the one with the ten snares and the keyboard attachment that doesn't turn down below 200 decibels? You know, the Migrainator 2000?