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IndianInlaw

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #45 on: March 28, 2007, 08:43:12 PM »
Of course, but wait a half hour after eating.

Would it be okay for me to snowmobile on thin ice?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #46 on: March 29, 2007, 12:58:34 AM »
Of course, but wait a half hour after eating.

Would it be okay for me to snowmobile on thin ice?

Sure, honey, just be sure to wear your scuba suit.

Can I adopt a stray dog off the street?  I promise, that foam around his mouth will wash RIGHT off!!!

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #47 on: March 29, 2007, 09:42:05 AM »
Of course, but wait a half hour after eating.

Would it be okay for me to snowmobile on thin ice?

Sure, honey, just be sure to wear your scuba suit.

Can I adopt a stray dog off the street?  I promise, that foam around his mouth will wash RIGHT off!!!
Yes, you may adopt a dog off the street, just not that THAT dog.  That's not foam, it's toothpaste.  So, see? He must already have a mommie, otherwise, why would he know how to brush his teeth?

Can I ask ask President Bush to come and live with us?
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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #48 on: March 29, 2007, 10:03:47 AM »
Of course, but wait a half hour after eating.

Would it be okay for me to snowmobile on thin ice?

Sure, honey, just be sure to wear your scuba suit.

Can I adopt a stray dog off the street?  I promise, that foam around his mouth will wash RIGHT off!!!
Yes, you may adopt a dog off the street, just not that THAT dog.  That's not foam, it's toothpaste.  So, see? He must already have a mommie, otherwise, why would he know how to brush his teeth?

Can I ask ask President Bush to come and live with us?

Absolutely, as soon as Saddam Hussein gets back on his feet and moves out of our guest room.

Can I get married to the neighbour boy?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2007, 05:37:57 AM »

Absolutely, as soon as Saddam Hussein gets back on his feet and moves out of our guest room.

Can I get married to the neighbour boy?
Sure Honey, just as soon as he gets out of jail and clears his mothers body from his basement.

Can I stay over at my 20yo boyfriends house, I promise to be up in time for school?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #50 on: April 01, 2007, 09:12:23 AM »
Sure honey, and your father and I will come too, it'll be a great overnight get away for us all!  We can't wait to meet your boyfriend!

Can I have a pet skunk?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #51 on: April 01, 2007, 04:47:08 PM »
Sure honey, and your father and I will come too, it'll be a great overnight get away for us all!  We can't wait to meet your boyfriend!

Can I have a pet skunk?

Sure, honey, your boa constrictor and venomous cobra would probably LOVE to have a new roommate.

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2007, 10:15:05 PM »
Of course...will Liza Minnelli be chaperoning?

Can I do my balance beam routine on the third rail?

freakyfemme

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #53 on: April 01, 2007, 10:33:44 PM »
Of course...will Liza Minnelli be chaperoning?

Can I do my balance beam routine on the third rail?

Absolutely!!!  Good luck pulling off a cartwheel in your hockey helmet, mask, and entire body wrapped six times in bubble wrap, but if you can do it, go for it.

Can I put Silly Putty in my teacher's sandwich?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #54 on: April 01, 2007, 10:52:46 PM »
Absolutely sweetcheeks, everyone loves a good joke. Though she might think it even funnier if you put it in her hair, or in the ignition of her car. You're so clever to have such a good sense of humor!

Can I put bottlerockets in Daddy's nose while he naps?
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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #55 on: April 01, 2007, 11:26:21 PM »
No, he has a roman nose, so use roman candles.

Can I roller blade with the bulls at Pamplona?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #56 on: April 01, 2007, 11:54:47 PM »
No, he has a roman nose, so use roman candles.

Can I roller blade with the bulls at Pamplona?

Oh....oh....you said NO!!!!  Now Widdle Pweshus is going to be scarred for life!!!! :o


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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #57 on: April 02, 2007, 03:49:18 PM »
Quick, back a truckload of toys up to the house and buy all the candy you can!!! Danger, danger, danger Will Robinson!
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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #58 on: April 02, 2007, 10:57:07 PM »
Quick, back a truckload of toys up to the house and buy all the candy you can!!! Danger, danger, danger Will Robinson!

LOL!!!  ;D

Okay, back to the game.....umm.......Can my friends and I play soccer at the Museum of Expensive Breakable Things?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #59 on: April 03, 2007, 12:52:33 PM »
Absolutely darling, the Venus DeMilo is famous because the arms are snapped off....
Can I please have that drumset I saw at the toy store, the one with the ten snares and the keyboard attachment that doesn't turn down below 200 decibels? You know, the Migrainator 2000?
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