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workingmum

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #690 on: October 07, 2009, 05:26:45 AM »
Of course you can darling... as long as you pay for, write all the invitations and thank you notes yourself

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #691 on: October 07, 2009, 05:51:19 AM »
Certainly darling, just as soon as you find that zombie-killing spell. We don't want him coming back and bothering you, do we?? ;)

Mumsie, may I pick all the flowers from the gardens at the government buildings? The ones that spell out 'Welcome' are so pretty!
You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #692 on: October 07, 2009, 11:44:35 AM »
Certainly darling, just as soon as you find that zombie-killing spell. We don't want him coming back and bothering you, do we?? ;)

Mumsie, may I pick all the flowers from the gardens at the government buildings? The ones that spell out 'Welcome' are so pretty!

of course dear.. just be sure to pick enough for your grandmother.. she does like fresh flowers!

mommy.. mommy.. please can i have my dream wedding? i saw i dress on "Say Yes to the Dress" that cost $25K..i need it. like air. i need it. pretty please with sugar on top!?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #693 on: October 07, 2009, 12:10:14 PM »
Of course my little sweetie pie! I'll just use your money from your college fund.


Maman, do I have to do my homework that's being collected today?




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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #694 on: October 07, 2009, 12:21:25 PM »
Why yes, darling, otherwise you'll get a zero on it, and that will mess up your grade point average and you won't graduate top of the class and get the best job that will get you to the top of the financial and social ladders!

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #695 on: October 07, 2009, 05:39:43 PM »
Why of course, my diminutive human offspring. But I shall expect you to deal with the fallout yourself.

Mommy I want, no I need a real live unicorn. Like now!! Gimme it!

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #696 on: October 07, 2009, 06:20:02 PM »
Sure, darling! You go right out and find one if you like! But be back in time for dinner!

Mummy, may I swim naked in the fountain at the park? Everyone else does it!
You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #697 on: October 07, 2009, 09:41:05 PM »
Of course-and you can join them when they are picked up for public indecency and tossed into jail.

Mommy dearest, can I please leak a virus into my school's computer system?
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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #698 on: October 07, 2009, 09:47:54 PM »
Of course!  It'll serve those nasty people right for not letting you sit next to your best friend in all your classes!

Mom, can I pull all the feathers out of the peacocks' tails at the zoo?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #699 on: October 07, 2009, 09:57:16 PM »
Go right on ahead...but be warned...peacocks BITE! HARD!

Darling, sweet Mother....can I pleeeeeeeeeeeeease borrow your brand new car to go joyriding in?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #700 on: October 07, 2009, 10:05:33 PM »
Sure, darling, but you have to pay for the gas, oil, insurance, tires, license registration, and all costs associated with repairing it after you joyride.  Oh, and be back by 7pm tonight so I can go out-and the car has to be in the same condition in which you took it out.

Mother, may I...stop needing to ask your permission every time I want to do something?
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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #701 on: October 08, 2009, 01:20:07 AM »
Of course, dahhhling! You don't need to ask my permission! I'm going everywhere you go and doing everything you do, so I'll already know, right?

Mumsie, may I sit on your priceless antique rug and eat Rocky Road ice cream till I puke?
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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #702 on: October 08, 2009, 03:06:14 PM »
How could you even think not, darling?  You have health insurance coverage to pay for the stomach pumping and savings in your piggy bank to pay for a brand new antique rug (I like Oriental Heriz myself).

Mom, will you please tell my teacher not to give me homework any more?  Please?  Please?
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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #703 on: October 08, 2009, 06:08:30 PM »
Oh that's okay darling...we'll just use your College Savings for Daddy and I to go on a Second Honeymoon since you won't be going to college. And you'll be having fun too! Think of all the free time you'll have between working at McDonalds and the gas station!

Mom...can I smoke this funny looking cigerette that I found in your purse?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #704 on: October 08, 2009, 07:15:15 PM »
Errr....thats not may purse...pretty purse though, lets get you a new purse like this one istead of this silly thing I'll just hide away somewhere!

Moooooommmie, can I get some money to hire a maid to clean my dorm room?