Author Topic: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting  (Read 46112 times)

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alohomora

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #75 on: April 09, 2007, 03:50:23 PM »
Sure, you can honey.  As soon as I buy an indestructible armored suit for you.


Can I drink some of the "Irish coffee" that Daddy drinks all day long?

kingsrings

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #76 on: April 09, 2007, 04:07:34 PM »
Yes, as soon as I've had my share of it.


Can you buy me some cigarettes the next time you go to the store?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #77 on: April 09, 2007, 04:56:21 PM »
Yes, as soon as I've had my share of it.


Can you buy me some cigarettes the next time you go to the store?

Of COURSE, honey! Would you like Mommy to get you some peach Schnapps too? You'll love it!

Can I throw rocks at passing cars?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #78 on: April 10, 2007, 05:15:50 AM »
Yes, as long as you use safety rocks.

Can I rollerskate in that tree?

kingsrings

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #79 on: April 10, 2007, 12:24:54 PM »
You can as long as you promise to not fall down into the neighbor's yard next door.

Can I throw a party at our house this weekend with all of my friends? Oh, and if I give you some money, can you go down to the liquor store and buy us some Jack Daniels, Southern Comfort, cognac, beer, and cigarettes?

freakyfemme

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #80 on: April 10, 2007, 01:57:35 PM »
You can as long as you promise to not fall down into the neighbor's yard next door.

Can I throw a party at our house this weekend with all of my friends? Oh, and if I give you some money, can you go down to the liquor store and buy us some Jack Daniels, Southern Comfort, cognac, beer, and cigarettes?

Absolutely, but remember, "liquor before beer, you're in the clear, beer before liquor, you've never been sicker."

Can I use your hot rollers on my doll's hair?

alohomora

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #81 on: April 11, 2007, 11:29:27 AM »
Sure you can. As soon as I install a super industrial strength fan in the house to blow out the stink of burnt doll hair. 


Can I set off fireworks in my room so I can see the pretty lights and colors up close?

freakyfemme

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #82 on: April 11, 2007, 12:36:44 PM »
Sure you can. As soon as I install a super industrial strength fan in the house to blow out the stink of burnt doll hair. 


Can I set off fireworks in my room so I can see the pretty lights and colors up close?

Absolutely.  Your "room" is now in the backyard, let me move all your furniture outside.

Can I juggle chainsaws for the school talent show?

alohomora

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #83 on: April 11, 2007, 03:15:08 PM »
Yes you can.  And when the authorities take you away from me for child endangerment, please tell your new foster parents "hi" for me.   >:D


Can I wash your new car using an S.O.S pad and bleach?

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #84 on: April 11, 2007, 03:56:06 PM »
Certainly...but let me get you the industrial strength steel wool.  That'll take off those bird poos!!

Can I shave the cat?

kingsrings

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #85 on: April 11, 2007, 04:11:05 PM »
Yes, as long as you buy the cat a fox fur coat to wear.


Will you do all of my homework for me for the rest of the year ?

freakyfemme

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #86 on: April 11, 2007, 06:16:46 PM »
Yes, as long as you buy the cat a fox fur coat to wear.


Will you do all of my homework for me for the rest of the year ?

Yes, but I haven't done anything remotely left-brained in six and a half years.....are you SURE you want me handling your math and science?

Can we install a roller coaster in the backyard?




alohomora

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #87 on: April 12, 2007, 12:25:30 PM »
Yes, as long as you buy the cat a fox fur coat to wear.


Will you do all of my homework for me for the rest of the year ?

Yes, but I haven't done anything remotely left-brained in six and a half years.....are you SURE you want me handling your math and science?

Can we install a roller coaster in the backyard?






Absolutely.  As soon as we win enough money in the lottery to buy Disney World.  Then the whole park will be our backyard.


Can I eat all of the left over chocolate bunnies that are on sale at the grocery store this week?


kingsrings

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #88 on: April 12, 2007, 12:35:54 PM »
Sure you can. Now I don't have to cook dinner for you. And bring them to school for your lunch so I don't have to prepare that for you, either.


Since it's raining outside, can I bring the outdoor grill into the living room and BBQ our dinner there?

freakyfemme

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Re: The "Yes" Game--New Age Parenting
« Reply #89 on: April 12, 2007, 04:48:00 PM »
Sure you can. Now I don't have to cook dinner for you. And bring them to school for your lunch so I don't have to prepare that for you, either.


Since it's raining outside, can I bring the outdoor grill into the living room and BBQ our dinner there?

Absolutely.  Fisher-Price hot dogs for all!!! ;)

Can I take all the cushions off the designer living-room furniture that you paid a fortune for, and build a giant fort in the backyard?