I'm hesitant to post this, because I know the couple who had this wedding and reception were trying to do it on a very strict budget, but . . .
- cold Chik-Fil-A nuggets with no sauce
- cheese cubes which had been left out for hours (during the wedding set-up) so they were sweating and slimy
- enough wilted-looking salad for everyone to have about two pieces of lettuce apiece (meaning the first ten people got a reasonable scoop of salad and everyone else politely left the last three leaves in the bowl)
- Twinkie cake. Literally a pyramid of Twinkies glued together with frosting.
This is also the only real "redneck wedding" I've been to, so that may be a factor