This week is not closing fast enough and I still have one more day to go.
While we appreciate that you probably have several issues of which we are not really cognizant, there comes a point where we can no longer handle all the serious glory that is you.
You have been coming here for the last three years. You have had no trouble whatsoever creating your own Facebook account, you play Farmville without trouble and are able to find movies to watch on youtube by typing into that little rectangle on the top of the page.
But now, apparently, your caseworker told you you had to find a job and that you should look for jobs online. Suddenly, you are a computer newbie, have no idea how to type, let alone use a mouse. You can't figure out how to access the email address you used to create your Facebook account. In fact, all seven of us have helped you--at least twice each--to create new email accounts and you immediately lose the information for passwords and how to type in your name. (Bonus points because, although you have so many new accounts, you can only remember to bring the information about your FIRST account that you created incorrectly (there is no such email address as @xyzYahoo.com) and cannot access no matter how hard you try.
You get more points for claiming that we are responsible for all your accounts being deactivated and shut down. And for not being able to understand ANYTHING the warning say. When my boss said that there was nothing more we could do for you because you refused to remember exactly how your password was typed out, he actually meant there is nothing more we can do for you if you refuse to follow protocol. Calling us mean and nasty doesn't make us have the warm fuzzies for you, either. After having to spend two and three hours a day with you, you would be a little on the rude side, too.
Bring in a friend to help you, or a savvy thirteen year old or your mother...we don't care, but we cannot help you anymore.
P.S. No, you cannot "just" transfer your yahoo account to gmail. It doesn't work that way.