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Re: Not Going To Happen 'Cause I'm Not Harry Potter (Impossible Patron Requests)
« Reply #2130 on: December 08, 2011, 09:57:19 AM »


More good news:  I intimidate said machine, and have managed to train it to allow me to feed small stacks into it. 

Just so you know , this actually qualifies as a SuperPower . Now you must acquire Lightning Speed , X-Ray Vision and the Ability To Fly .

Then you gotta pick out a cool Super Hero name . ;D

not to mention a cool Super Hero costume
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just remember the lesson from the Incredibles...no cape!  that didn't work out too well for Buddy!

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Re: Not Going To Happen 'Cause I'm Not Harry Potter (Impossible Patron Requests)
« Reply #2131 on: December 08, 2011, 12:13:52 PM »
And make sure the costume is adult sized. ;)

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« Reply #2132 on: December 08, 2011, 12:29:42 PM »
And make sure the costume is adult sized. ;)

...and fits well in the, you know.  Nothing worse than bad fitting stretch pants.

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« Reply #2133 on: December 10, 2011, 10:42:48 PM »

This one woman came in to pay her bill and tried to with cash and I told her this. She decided to get an attitude with me and I told her the above, word for word. She then tries to guilt trip me, saying she can't do it in store because she doesn't have a credit card and she can't go to the bank because she works 9-5 and her spouse is in the hospital. I tell her I'm sorry to hear that and then repeat her options above, once again stating there are *no* exceptions because we're sales.


And maybe she should find another bank, because mine is open on Saturdays and until 7 on the weekdays ;).

I finally finished the thread!

I am an attorney, and when I was working in bankruptcy law, our office used to get the question "why haven't you filed my bankruptcy yet?" ALL THE TIME!  Well, it's probably because you haven't provided a single piece of the paperwork that we asked you for in the beginning and that we've been asking you for about once a month for the past year. Once you provide that information and pay our fee, we will file your paperwork. I can't file the bankruptcy without the information!  These were usually the same people who claimed that they had paid us and they hadn't paid anything.  Or, hadn't retained us in the beginning!

And, now I can get the updates :).

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Re: Not Going To Happen 'Cause I'm Not Harry Potter (Impossible Patron Requests)
« Reply #2134 on: December 13, 2011, 05:52:10 PM »
And make sure the costume is adult sized. ;)

See my post in 'Things you shouldn't laugh at' thread regarding my adult sister and her 3y/o sons spiderman costume.

Ended badly.



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Re: Not Going To Happen 'Cause I'm Not Harry Potter (Impossible Patron Requests)
« Reply #2135 on: December 13, 2011, 06:07:32 PM »
And make sure the costume is adult sized. ;)

See my post in 'Things you shouldn't laugh at' thread regarding my adult sister and her 3y/o sons spiderman costume.

Ended badly awesomely.

Fixed that for you  ;D
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« Reply #2136 on: December 15, 2011, 12:49:01 PM »
And make sure the costume is adult sized. ;)

See my post in 'Things you shouldn't laugh at' thread regarding my adult sister and her 3y/o sons spiderman costume.

Ended badly.

Your post inspired my comment.  >:D

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Re: Not Going To Happen 'Cause I'm Not Harry Potter (Impossible Patron Requests)
« Reply #2137 on: December 15, 2011, 04:51:52 PM »
And make sure the costume is adult sized. ;)

See my post in 'Things you shouldn't laugh at' thread regarding my adult sister and her 3y/o sons spiderman costume.

Ended badly.

Your post inspired my comment.  >:D

We need a link to the original post - because I can't find it using search and now I HAVE to read it!



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Re: Not Going To Happen 'Cause I'm Not Harry Potter (Impossible Patron Requests)
« Reply #2138 on: December 15, 2011, 05:30:00 PM »

We need a link to the original post - because I can't find it using search and now I HAVE to read it!
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I am no good at links etc, so re-posted for your amusement:

OK I have a good one.

The other day I get a phone call from my sister who lives around the corner (B/G - she is a single mum with a 3y/o son). I had only left her place about 45mins before I got the call:

Sis: Hi
Me: Hi
Sis: What are you doing?
Me: Nothing much, just watching TV
Sis: Could you come around for a minute
Me: Why?
Sis: Because I am stuck and I need your help getting out
Me (HUH?); Stuck in what?
Sis: in DS's spiderman costume... (a vest with the Spiderman emplem on it with built in muscles so the little kids look all built. Mind you this is a costume for a 3 year old, not a 25 year old woman)
Me: ROFLMAO
Sis: Dont you dare bring your camera

So I go around, and there she is with the Spiderman costume bunched around her armpits. She had managed to get it over her head, but couldnt get it down over her bust, and the realised that she could not get her arms around to pull it back over her head. She told me she has been stuck for about 40 minutes, becuase she was too embarrassed to call me to come help her. Her son and her were playing 'Super Heros" and he wanted her to be Spiderman.... yeah bad idea.

So I told her that I would release her only if I could post this story on EHell and Facebook. She agreed to my demands... 



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Re: Not Going To Happen 'Cause I'm Not Harry Potter (Impossible Patron Requests)
« Reply #2139 on: December 15, 2011, 06:34:41 PM »
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Even a skinny woman would have trouble with a Spiderman vest for a three year old.

Fortunately, I never wanted to be Spiderman..............

Renn Faire style costumes are more................forgiving...........for those of us of the busty woman persuasion..............although I have to borrow Ambrosia Hino's spare corset to call them really supportive.

NOW I find out that the Golden Gate Bridge Bust Support Company was founded in the age of whalebone corsets (newer models are made with spiral steel supports - whales are now a protected species).  Here I spent a couple of decades looking for the right BRA and I was really looking for a corset all along..............



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Re: Not Going To Happen 'Cause I'm Not Harry Potter (Impossible Patron Requests)
« Reply #2140 on: December 15, 2011, 08:54:06 PM »
BG - I left my old school in May due to declining enrollment after being there for four years.  I was placed at another school as a "placeholder" until paperwork went through. It never went through because they lost kids too and did not have enough money to keep me. So, as I have a history of making progress with "difficult" (read hood kids with attitudes) kids, I was placed in another high needs/high risk school mid November. Yes, mid November. My largest class has 12 kids and I do intensive one on one as well as use computer programs to help with comprehension and reading speed. - end BG

Our grades were due today by 2:30. All week I have given kids a "last call" to get partial credit for late work. Normally I don't do this as they start to depend on being able to turn in late work, but with TG break and all, we haven't been together long enough for them to adjust to my teaching style. For most of these kids I am the third teacher so far this semester, so I am still dealing with some attitudes.

Anyway, I was packed, laptop bag over my shoulder, coat in arms, when I was approached by several students with folders and papers. Now, at this point it was about 3:30.  No, I will not take your very late work. No, I will not be giving extra credit or adjusting your grade. No, you will not block me in, curse me, throw things at me (1 student did this, security took her out), or intimidate me into grading your work, or re-averaging not only your quarter grade but your semester average. There is a poster on the door with the deadline (yesterday), it's on the front board, you've had daily reminders, and it's on the class website. Also, at 3 grades were pulled and run and the system is offline for changes.

Do better next semester.

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Re: Not Going To Happen 'Cause I'm Not Harry Potter (Impossible Patron Requests)
« Reply #2141 on: December 16, 2011, 07:55:30 AM »
alkira - you sound like my DH - but he also calls home a few times too
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Re: Not Going To Happen 'Cause I'm Not Harry Potter (Impossible Patron Requests)
« Reply #2142 on: December 16, 2011, 09:00:18 AM »
alkira - you sound like my DH - but he also calls home a few times too

Oh, I have been calling home frequently. Some parents have been responsive, some have been good with words, but do not follow through, and still others have cursed me out and refused to respond until I get thier child sent home adn then I am the Most Evil/Racist/Hated/Whatever Makes You Feel Better teacher ever.

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« Reply #2143 on: December 16, 2011, 09:55:12 AM »
Sorry, no great story to add. 

I just want to thank Kaymyth for adding the phrases "all head-esplody" and "giant floaty red ball of stupid" to my vocabulary.  Well done!
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Re: Not Going To Happen 'Cause I'm Not Harry Potter (Impossible Patron Requests)
« Reply #2144 on: December 17, 2011, 07:40:38 AM »
Avi - nice blackmail LOL, by agreeing to have the story here in exchange for no pictures  >:D