Dear, Dear, Dear Library Patrons:
Once again, I am left slack jawed by your awesome inability to understand that a film that is currently "in production" is NOT available immediately for your consumption. Therefore, as much as you may WANT to see "Saving Dory", it isn't even off the computer generator yet and won't be in theaters (at this point) until 2016. The DVD will likely be available in 2017. Please, for the love of G_d and my own sanity, STOP ASKING ME FOR IT.
Also, to the lady who keeps asking, demanding and crying for The Long Kiss Goodnight. It was purchased weeks ago and put on hold for you. Why didn't you pick it up?
Finally, same lady: help me out here, sweetheart. There are three copies of World War Z on the shelf as I type. You want me to buy another copy because it was checked out when you looked? Pumpkin, come and talk to me about learning to put holds on movies you want to see. It's an awesome way of getting what you want!