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Author Topic: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.  (Read 513619 times)

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turtleIScream

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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2370 on: June 08, 2016, 08:46:29 PM »
My little dog was sniffing around the living room floor. All of a sudden, she jumped up and back about 5 feet in the air, and started tearing around the room. Around the ottoman, up onto the couch, burying her head under pillows, lather, rinse, repeat. But not once did she yelp. Further inspection revealed there was a dead bee stuck in the carpet.
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lilfox

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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2371 on: June 08, 2016, 09:15:06 PM »
Learning the hard way - don't laugh at anything a toddler does or says, no matter how legitimately hilarious.  It will be repeated ad infinitum. And you know how some things go on for so long they become funny again?  Yeah, that's a looooong road.

Julian

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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2372 on: Yesterday at 01:37:43 AM »
A friend's funeral on Monday.  It was a beautiful non-denominational service, with just the right mix of laughter and tears.

The killer though? 

At the front of the hall there was the casket, which I couldn't see very well from where I was sitting.  In front of it was something bulky and weirdly shaped, covered in white sheets.

As the time came for the casket to leave, a couple of men stripped off the sheets to reveal my friend's motorised scooter/mobility aid, and one of them proceeded to tow the casket out using the scooter.  To top that, the casket was painted like a caravan, and it departed to his favourite travel music, 'On the road again'. 

The whole congregation just lost it laughing through their tears.  It was absolutely brilliant, and was Friend down to the ground.  He'd have loved it.

Outdoor Girl

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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2373 on: Yesterday at 08:19:08 AM »
That is incredibly awesome.
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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2374 on: Yesterday at 08:33:03 AM »
Julian that is awesome

....but I got to the second paragraph and thought "the killer was a the person's funeral!"

Julian

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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2375 on: Yesterday at 04:33:57 PM »
oops!!  Sorry!