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iridaceae

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1455 on: June 20, 2016, 06:59:24 AM »
I'm going to call this a sign, even if it's virtual. The local PBS station showed the movie "Oklahoma!" Saturday night, then re-ran it Sunday afternoon. I turned it on that afternoon when channel flipping, and hit the info button to find out when it started. This is the info they showed:

"Oklahoma! The survivor of a horrific alien attack returns to planet LB 426 with Marines sent to investigate"

So the choices on what happened are 1) someone read the wrong IMDB info or 2) someone has a wicked sense of humor or 3) possible alternate staging! :-)

I don't recall the alien attack of the corn fields... Must be subtext. ;)
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mandycorn

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1456 on: June 20, 2016, 01:07:27 PM »
Is that what was going on during the ballet section? My mind always wanders during that part...
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magicdomino

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1457 on: June 21, 2016, 10:03:23 AM »
South Africa's version of Southwest Airlines, but with more humor.  I particularly like "Flying 101."

http://www.kulula.com/flights/fleet/gallery

The planes come with commentary too.

http://www.totalbluesky.com/2014/04/17/10-flight-kulula-quotes-will-laughing/
 

Thipu1

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1458 on: July 17, 2016, 08:53:00 AM »
This is a truck seen in the neighborhood yesterday afternoon.

'Trash Removal and Delivery service'.

Wow!  You can get fresh trash delivered to order!  What won't they think of next?

Mel the Redcap

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1459 on: July 17, 2016, 04:34:04 PM »
This is a truck seen in the neighborhood yesterday afternoon.

'Trash Removal and Delivery service'.

Wow!  You can get fresh trash delivered to order!  What won't they think of next?

There's a trash removal service here with the tagline, "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your rubbish back!" >:D
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White Dragon

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1460 on: July 20, 2016, 12:34:19 PM »
Just passed a person wearing this Tshirt:

"The back of this shirt is absolutely hilarious!"

Naturally, I had to see this, do I waited until he walked past...

"The front of this shirt is horriblyi misinformed. "  ;D
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1461 on: August 05, 2016, 09:59:39 PM »
Passive-aggressive automated billboard:

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Giraffe, Esq

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1462 on: August 10, 2016, 12:50:10 PM »
I tried to take a picture while stopped at a red light, but it didn't come out.

A church sign said:
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Too hot to keep changing sign.

Sin bad.  Jesus Good.

Details inside.

White Dragon

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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1463 on: August 25, 2016, 06:01:49 PM »
Seen in a community garden, hanging from a cover on a vegetable bed.

"This is the awning
of the cage of asparagus".


Where's the facepalm smiley when you need it? :-)
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Re: Signs that crack you up
« Reply #1464 on: August 25, 2016, 09:25:10 PM »
Seen in a community garden, hanging from a cover on a vegetable bed.

"This is the awning
of the cage of asparagus".


Where's the facepalm smiley when you need it? :-)

I love this!  But I am a pun enthusiast.