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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2070 on: October 04, 2014, 02:20:46 AM »
The cat with no sense of humor.  ;D 

I've been having some serious gas tonight from something that didn't agree with me.  One of my cats was sitting on the floor next to me just as I started tooting the intestinal tuba.  She jumped about a foot straight up and looked sooooo offended!
It didn't help when I started laughing.  Then just as she settled back down, I did it again, up went the cat, out came the laughing...This repeated several more times. 

I think I had better check my shoes in the morning just in case she decides to be vengeful over being laughed at.

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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2071 on: October 04, 2014, 11:16:26 AM »
Someone on Facebook just posted a picture of their new male cat "Scout" and when asked where the name came from replied "To Kill A Mockingbird", I decided against pointing out that Scout from To Kill A Mockingbird is a girl...

I had a female dog named Pavlov :-)

Just to complicate things...

I have a female dog named Banshee, which is appropriate...except she's named after the X-Men character who is male.
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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2072 on: October 04, 2014, 11:56:01 AM »
Someone on Facebook just posted a picture of their new male cat "Scout" and when asked where the name came from replied "To Kill A Mockingbird", I decided against pointing out that Scout from To Kill A Mockingbird is a girl...

I had a female dog named Pavlov :-)

Just to complicate things...

I have a female dog named Banshee, which is appropriate...except she's named after the X-Men character who is male.

...who, in turn, is named after a spirit which is typically portrayed as female.

(That would be an awesome name for an Irish setter, terrier, or wolfhound.)
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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2073 on: October 04, 2014, 11:57:39 AM »
Someone on Facebook just posted a picture of their new male cat "Scout" and when asked where the name came from replied "To Kill A Mockingbird", I decided against pointing out that Scout from To Kill A Mockingbird is a girl...

I had a female dog named Pavlov :-)

Just to complicate things...

I have a female dog named Banshee, which is appropriate...except she's named after the X-Men character who is male.

...who, in turn, is named after a spirit which is typically portrayed as female.

(That would be an awesome name for an Irish setter, terrier, or wolfhound.)

That's what I meant to convey by the "which is appropriate"; shouldn't have assumed I would be understood :)
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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2074 on: October 06, 2014, 04:37:47 PM »
In the "Why would I Want to do that?" folder, the headliner thread that appears, almost like a byline, is 'Sober for October'.

I did read the start of the thread, which makes it even more twisted to my mind everytime I skim/read:

"Why would I want to do that? Sober for October"

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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2075 on: October 14, 2014, 09:42:35 PM »
Totally laugh...Totally, totally laugh.

I live  in Florida. We have some big bugs here. I didn't have my glasses on and I'm practically blind without them.  I see my cat  playing with something largish and brownish on the kitchen floor. I totally freak out thinking she has one of those big bacon-fed knave palmetto bugs. Jump up and down  run screaming through the house freak out.

My cat stops playing with the "thing" and gives me a look like I'm an idiot. Even without my glasses I could tell I was getting the look, it was all in the body language. Finally find my glasses and brave the kitchen to remove or smush the thing.

The thing turned out to be an almond.  :P
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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2076 on: October 14, 2014, 10:39:03 PM »
Totally laugh...Totally, totally laugh.

I live  in Florida. We have some big bugs here. I didn't have my glasses on and I'm practically blind without them.  I see my cat  playing with something largish and brownish on the kitchen floor. I totally freak out thinking she has one of those big bacon-fed knave palmetto bugs. Jump up and down  run screaming through the house freak out.

My cat stops playing with the "thing" and gives me a look like I'm an idiot. Even without my glasses I could tell I was getting the look, it was all in the body language. Finally find my glasses and brave the kitchen to remove or smush the thing.

The thing turned out to be an almond.  :P

Not a terrifying almond!  Oh no!
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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2077 on: October 15, 2014, 06:24:01 PM »
Totally laugh...Totally, totally laugh.

I live  in Florida. We have some big bugs here. I didn't have my glasses on and I'm practically blind without them.  I see my cat  playing with something largish and brownish on the kitchen floor. I totally freak out thinking she has one of those big bacon-fed knave palmetto bugs. Jump up and down  run screaming through the house freak out.

My cat stops playing with the "thing" and gives me a look like I'm an idiot. Even without my glasses I could tell I was getting the look, it was all in the body language. Finally find my glasses and brave the kitchen to remove or smush the thing.

The thing turned out to be an almond.  :P

Not a terrifying almond!  Oh no!

The cat's look clearly said "Are you nuts?"

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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2078 on: October 15, 2014, 09:35:38 PM »
Totally laugh...Totally, totally laugh.

I live  in Florida. We have some big bugs here. I didn't have my glasses on and I'm practically blind without them.  I see my cat  playing with something largish and brownish on the kitchen floor. I totally freak out thinking she has one of those big bacon-fed knave palmetto bugs. Jump up and down  run screaming through the house freak out.

My cat stops playing with the "thing" and gives me a look like I'm an idiot. Even without my glasses I could tell I was getting the look, it was all in the body language. Finally find my glasses and brave the kitchen to remove or smush the thing.

The thing turned out to be an almond.  :P

Not a terrifying almond!  Oh no!

The cat's look clearly said "Are you nuts?"

Worst pun ever, intentional or not   ::) ;D



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Re: Things that you just should NOT laugh at.
« Reply #2079 on: October 16, 2014, 02:25:55 PM »
Totally laugh...Totally, totally laugh.

I live  in Florida. We have some big bugs here. I didn't have my glasses on and I'm practically blind without them.  I see my cat  playing with something largish and brownish on the kitchen floor. I totally freak out thinking she has one of those big bacon-fed knave palmetto bugs. Jump up and down  run screaming through the house freak out.

My cat stops playing with the "thing" and gives me a look like I'm an idiot. Even without my glasses I could tell I was getting the look, it was all in the body language. Finally find my glasses and brave the kitchen to remove or smush the thing.

The thing turned out to be an almond.  :P

Not a terrifying almond!  Oh no!

The cat's look clearly said "Are you nuts?"

Worst pun ever, intentional or not   ::) ;D

Profoundly intentional. >:D
I'm evil that way.  ;D ;D