Last night was absolutely lovely.
We followed Chipmunchkin's bedtime routine of bath, footie pjs, dim the lights, get comfy in the chair, and have a bottle while rocking. She passes out in my arms. I then have to give her the anti fungal for the thrush. She stirs, fussing at me, but I manage to squirt it into each cheek, get her on my shoulder, and give her a binky, which calms her down.
Not 30 seconds later, a RIVER of formula vomit comes up all over me, the bink, the chair, the floor. (She wakes up crying). I yell for DH, and walk to take her into the bathroom, when it happens again. Vomit volcano, everywhere on me.
DH was frantically cleaning up the carpet and furniture. I laid her on a towel, stripped off the sleeper, wiped her down to clean off the little bit of residue on her, then dressed her and popped her in her crib for 2 minutes so I could go change out of the vomit covered clothes.
A fresh bottle down the hatch with soothing and rocking, and she went down again. I did NOT try to redo the anti fungal at that point....but she did get it when she stirred and had a bottle at 3 am. She fussed, but at least didn't volcano on me.
Following her going down for the evening and cleaning up bottles and such, I treated myself to a hot shower scrub. I still feel like I'm sticky/smelling of formula vomit, even when rational brain tells me I don't....