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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #195 on: March 17, 2009, 07:02:06 PM »
I can't remember if I've said this before, but take out your contacts before you floss....mint in the eye hurts.

I suspect the larger issue here is that your education has been neglected. Someone should have taught you that one does not floss one's eyeballs.  >:D

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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #196 on: March 17, 2009, 07:25:19 PM »
for what it is worth

Never Mind --- is Emily Latello's tag line

It just goes to show you, it's always something -- was Roseanne Rosanna-Danna's

both played by Gilda Radner though
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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #197 on: March 18, 2009, 02:18:25 AM »
For all that is holy, don't chop jalepeno peppers, then take out your contacts, or even get your hands anywhere NEAR your eyes!!!! :o :o :o

Don't ask me how I know. :-[ ;D

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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #198 on: March 18, 2009, 07:23:38 AM »
dont check the time on your watch  while ironing

i still have the scar  20 years later   ;D



when i was 7 i  wondered how the toilet lightbulb worked so i stuck my finger in the socket while the light was still on.
i didnt tell mum what i'd done till i was over 30   ;D



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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #199 on: March 18, 2009, 07:26:19 AM »
just remembered another one


just because youre hungry  and they taste nice  do NOT eat 6 kiwi fruit.
i ended up stuck in the smallest room in the house for a whole day.

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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #200 on: March 18, 2009, 08:14:20 AM »
Don't on any account leave a curious nine-month old and an open tub of Sudocrem (white nappy rash cream) in the room by themselves for any length of time. Not even if you're just running to get the phone in the next room and you'll only be ten seconds.

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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #201 on: March 18, 2009, 08:23:46 AM »
For all that is holy, don't chop jalepeno peppers, then take out your contacts, or even get your hands anywhere NEAR your eyes!!!! :o :o :o

Don't ask me how I know. :-[ ;D

Also don't scratch the inside of your nose... but if you do happen to you should dip a washcloth in milk and stick it up there.  Not that I'VE EVER had to do that... I was just curious about what to do if that ever happened to me... ::)

Also if you take the last piece of gum from your pack, make sure you throw out the wrapper and put the gum in your mouth.  Do not throw out the gum and put the wrapper in your mouth. 

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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #202 on: March 18, 2009, 08:43:13 AM »
For all that is holy, don't chop jalepeno peppers, then take out your contacts, or even get your hands anywhere NEAR your eyes!!!! :o :o :o

Don't ask me how I know. :-[ ;D

Habaneros are even more fun.

Wear gloves. Don't touch ANYTHING until you've removed gloves and scrubbed good with soap and hot water.

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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #203 on: March 20, 2009, 10:18:42 AM »
Don't eat:

-the cake batter left in the bowl and
-the leftover frosting and
-a piece of the frosted cake you've just made

in the space of 2 hours.

I ended up lying on the bed, asking DH to "make the ceiling stop moving."

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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #204 on: March 20, 2009, 10:51:14 AM »
When you're pregnant and experiencing food aversions, and the only two things you can stomach that day are pickles (with the juice) and milk, don't for the love of all this is holy and good eat them in succession.


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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #205 on: March 20, 2009, 11:12:31 AM »
When you're pregnant and experiencing food aversions, and the only two things you can stomach that day are pickles (with the juice) and milk, don't for the love of all this is holy and good eat them in succession.

The same goes for chocolate milk and orange juice.  ughh.

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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #206 on: March 20, 2009, 11:14:00 AM »
KimberlyM, I love your sig picture.  What a cute little peanut!  Or a big peanut, I guess, at 10+ pounds.  :)


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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #207 on: March 20, 2009, 11:16:42 AM »
I think habenaro peppers have been in here more than any other thing.

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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #208 on: March 20, 2009, 11:17:01 AM »
Thank you!  The doctor at the hospital called him a perfectly healthy 2month old the day after he was born  ::)
He has the exact same jammies yours is wearing in your pic (which is adorable BTW!)

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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #209 on: March 20, 2009, 11:46:04 AM »
If you have a pill that says to take it with food or milk - never, ever down a glass of orange juice because "that's food".  DH didn't dare drink milk after the orange juice so he was looking for crackers or bread in a hurry.  Big time bellyache and the last time he considered orange juice a substitute for milk when taking pills.

Memorable lesson though.
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