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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #2475 on: September 11, 2012, 12:06:01 PM »
...and the geep.  >:D

Stay safe & come back with many new stories for us!
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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #2476 on: September 11, 2012, 04:07:00 PM »
Safe travels, Vorbau and add me to this list of those already looking forward to your return.
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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #2477 on: September 11, 2012, 04:52:37 PM »
Stay safe, Vorbau.
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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #2478 on: September 11, 2012, 06:05:28 PM »
Safe travels Vorbau, I will also keep you in my thoughts and prayers!
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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #2479 on: September 11, 2012, 07:00:20 PM »
Be safe, bring stories and more ways to tickle the gross-out of us (and your lab techs). Next time don't speak anything about rank/certs/experience near an officer!!!!!! Try this for needlepoint. "I'm OD'd.....OverDeployed!"
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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #2480 on: September 11, 2012, 09:57:51 PM »
Good luck, Vorbau.  Stay safe!
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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #2481 on: September 11, 2012, 09:59:28 PM »
Vorbau, please send me your home address.  I'm going to send you something for when you get back:  a roll of duct tape, one piece to be applied across your mouth on your way into work each day!  ;)

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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #2482 on: September 11, 2012, 11:03:53 PM »
Quote from: vorbau on September 10, 2012, 05:57:34 PM
Quote from: Elfmama on September 10, 2012, 05:49:42 PM
Stay safe, Vorbau. DH says to remember that any day you wake up on TOP of the dirt instead of UNDER it is a good day.

I am going to needlepoint this onto a pillow while I'm deployed.

My own fault, really, not only for not keeping my mouth shut but for letting it be known that I not only speak this particular language but three others historically linked to this particular area. And for qualifying as a FAO (Foreign Area Officer) in a burst of something-or-other after 9/11. Gah. What was I thinking (we need a headsmack icon)?!@@#!


On the positive side, I get to go armed AND I get to shoot back! And the weather won't be real awful ...

  Best I can do so far. 

Shoot straight and duck fast.  We'll be thinking about you.
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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #2483 on: September 11, 2012, 11:15:33 PM »
Stay safe Vorbau! I look forward to you returning! :)
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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #2484 on: September 12, 2012, 06:03:17 AM »
Just adding my very best wishes to you, vorbau! We'll be waiting anxiously for your return!

All the best,

Gyburc
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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #2485 on: September 12, 2012, 08:14:56 PM »
Quote from: Outdoor Girl on September 11, 2012, 09:59:28 PM
Vorbau, please send me your home address.  I'm going to send you something for when you get back:  a roll of duct tape, one piece to be applied across your mouth on your way into work each day!  ;)

Stay safe and bring us back lots of stories.

Thanks for the thought, but duct tape has been scientifically proven not to keep my mouth shut. So far, the only things that have successfully rendered me speechless are laughter, rage, and that horrible lip gloss my friend Bonnie talked me into trying in seventh grade.

I leave tomorrow morning = appropriately, on the 13th! I am planning a slow and horrible revenge on Colleagues 1 and 2, who I suspect (but can't yet prove) either set me up from the get-go, or saw the Deputy Director come in before I did and thereupon proceeded to sucker me into talking more than I should have. At least the Deputy Director bought me lunch. And promised me all the ammo I want, on the company dime.

My revenge involves dissecting the three of them by nanometers and dropping the bits into Reika's disgusting dungeon. Variations and additions to this plan will give me happy dreams while I'm gone.

As will the copious notes I will take with which to gross EHell out of its collective mind when I return.

Just take me as an object lesson: When in doubt, keep your mouth shut.

Vorbau, signing off
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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #2486 on: September 13, 2012, 02:14:22 PM »
Stay safe, Vorbau.  I read even your grossest posts with relish. 
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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #2487 on: September 13, 2012, 03:17:01 PM »
Quote from: Sirius on September 13, 2012, 02:14:22 PM
Stay safe, Vorbau.  I read even your grossest posts with relish.

As a side dish, or drizzled on top?  ;) (sorry, couldn't help myself there)

Here's a parting shot in this category: If you're going to burn incriminating documents in your backyard hibachi, do a good job of it - make sure all the bits are burned completely, then pound them to powder. Because, messy and annoying though it is, we can piece together a good bit of your paperwork when you make a half-baked (snicker) job of that, as you did of your original crime. And no, you may not wear my pink handcuffs to jail as a fashion statement. (Idiot was selling classified information to what he believed was a sympathizer of a perennially problem country. Purchaser was from said country, but was merely a sleazeball with no official connections, hoping to use the info for his own criminal pursuits. Bottom line: no harm to national security except from time spent giggling by government employees, one jailbird, and one deportee heading back to what may be the most unpleasant prison system in this hemisphere. A nice sendoff for me!)
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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #2488 on: September 21, 2012, 11:26:55 PM »
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As a side dish, or drizzled on top?

No, no; drizzled on top would be "squirrel juice!"
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Re: Uh.. ya, don't do that....
« Reply #2489 on: September 22, 2012, 01:57:52 PM »
Quote from: RooRoo on September 21, 2012, 11:26:55 PM
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As a side dish, or drizzled on top?

No, no; drizzled on top would be "squirrel juice!"

Squirrel Puddles with Relish Au Gratin, served with au jus?
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